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Way, Way OT. Do I get the snip or leave my wife?

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, Dec 1, 2012.

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Bollox or No Bollox?

  1. Leave the Wife and kids.

  2. Have my bollox chopped off!

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'm still thinking that I don't have a lot of choice and will have to get it done.

    If I do and my balls look all black and blue and swollen, this is what I'm told happens. Then I'm posting a pic of them on this thread.
     
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    luvgonzo, Dec 1, 2012
  2. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    Murder one of the kids so you'd need another? Is that how these things work? :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    Magic Ted, Dec 1, 2012
  3. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Yes...in China! <ok>
     
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    CCC, Dec 1, 2012
  4. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    Well in America they lay your nuts on a table... grab a big rock and slam it down with force onto your sack.
     
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    Milk Milk, Dec 1, 2012
  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    16-11 on the scoreboard, is there a comeback on?
     
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    luvgonzo, Dec 1, 2012
  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    A before and after would be great <ok>
     
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    Skylarker, Dec 1, 2012

  7. Radio Klopp

    Radio Klopp Armed & Dangerous

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    I only voted 'for' just to even things up a bit, see Luv sweat a bit. :p
     
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    Radio Klopp, Dec 1, 2012
  8. Dangerously Delicious

    Dangerously Delicious Active Member

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    17-12 now ruh oh, I can sense testicles shrivelling back into the groin. In reply to an earlier post, yes a vasectomy is the severing of the vasa deferentia not the chopping off of one's scrote, though crushing this with rocks and such does provide a more comical image and implant in the mind of the OP a certain ahem apprehension, which is also funny.

    On another note looks like that Chelsea has had its own vasectomy/castration, cue image of Sam Allardyce standing over you breathing heavily and wielding a scalpel, where's Di Matteo's Italian testosterone when they need it.
     
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    Super G Ted'inho Guest

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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    thats castration, ever do it? I have...

    did a young bull once.. takes quite a bit fo force and they go numb for a few mins.. then when the feeling retursn.. oh boy they better be done and out i na field running about...
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Dec 1, 2012
  11. HOADIE_BOI

    HOADIE_BOI Well-Known Member

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    Stand your ground and say no.
     
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    HOADIE_BOI, Dec 1, 2012
  12. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Have the chop and man up
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Dec 1, 2012
  13. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    Can't vote on phone. Would vote no to the un-manning of you though. 1 in 3 odds of getting a side effect just isn't worth it when IUDs are much safer, reversible and the things that can go wrong arnt as serious.



    No one asked about your sex life mito.
     
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    Milk Milk, Dec 1, 2012
  14. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    My missus said the same thing a few years back. I've been cumming on her chest ever since. Just tell her it's good for her skin.
     
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    Swarbs, Dec 1, 2012
  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Flat as a pancake then Swarbs?
     
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    Skylarker, Dec 1, 2012
  16. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I am shooting blanks now :( , its just uncomfortable for a few days then it fine
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Dec 1, 2012
  17. CCC

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    Who'd have thought this thread would've degenerated into a :emoticon-0184-tmi: thread?

    Oh, wait...yeah, me, i guess! <laugh>
     
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    CCC, Dec 1, 2012
  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    19-16 **** bit worried about the result now as I promised myself I'd go with it. I don't want to man up as it's going to ****ing hurt! Never been a fan of pain in that area.
     
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    luvgonzo, Dec 1, 2012
  19. terryerr

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    Wait till everyone gets in from the pub later,...you might as well just chop chop now... Paddy Power has paid out already :biggrin:
     
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  20. Hash.

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