Alistair Johnston Statement

Im currently doing a 3 year stretch in barlinnie for inadequate roof insulation.

 

I'm not basing any of this on what tarquin said.

I'm basing this on the clearly warped and ******ed views of an ex copper (no ****ing wonder he got sacked)

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/9945032.Big_cannabis_farm_found_after_tip_off/

I could quite literally do this all day.

 

So if the Police get a tip off from a drug dealer that EVERYONE in his street is growing weed would the police spend valuable time and resources investigating EVERYONE in the street or would they shrug it off as a complete waste of time?

 

What a ****ing spanner.

 

So what your saying is someone who is not guilty of any crime apart from being suspected as a drug dealer means that any accusation he/she makes shouldn't be investigated?

It's the polices job to investigate, no matter how ****ing frivolous it may seem, its what they are paid for.

 

My work here is done.

 

its what everyone else has been discussing.

 

Well maybe you should read what has been said already before assuming what I'm talking about and going off in a wee rant

It's not much to ask is it?

 

I assumed you were at it for laughs but I'll tell you for what it's worth , you know **** all about how the Police work, you don't have a clue but the fact that you don't know it speaks volumes

 

Says the bent copper

 

just

 

You're right, I don't know what goes through an officers mind when he decides that a random person warrants a strip search just because he says so.

However I imagine its a long the lines of "I bet his cock would look good in me"

 

Whatevva.

 

I thought Russ was married?

 

What happens in the cells, stays in the cells

 

I have. Perhaps leftover latex fragments have clouded your judgement.


<------KY here

 

Only a 3 stretch? I'd have ye banged up for life for messing up yer roof insulation you despicable bastard.

 

Nah, he's just a thick beelin' ****

 

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