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Alistair Johnston Statement

Discussion in 'Rangers' started by Barrie Lochrie, Sep 25, 2012.

  1. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    <laugh>

    The prisoners didn't like it when PC Provan was beelin'

    <DOUBLEFIST>
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    "Surrender? NO".


    A credible witness indeed.
     
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Their arses are twitching like ****, there has been more statements lately than were in Officer Provans filling cabinet. What's afoot?

    The Scottish Football Association is expected to issue a statement regarding Rangers' alleged use of dual contracts within the next 48 hours.

    The Scottish Premier League's chief executive Neil Doncaster declined to comment on reports they wanted Rangers to accept the loss of league titles.

    A three-man tribunal set-up by the SPL is investigating claims of undisclosed payments to players and staff.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19702547
     
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  4. Tina_old

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    It's that thing at the end of aleg.
     
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  5. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    yer arse
     
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  6. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    The guy across from me has lights on all day and all night

    Does that mean he has a weed farm?
     
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  7. Psychosomatic

    Psychosomatic Well-Known Member

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    Possibly.

    To be honest, though, I&#8217;d maybe find myself rather more concerned about the fact that I was watching the guy across from me all day and all night.

    Can&#8217;t be good for the skin, that.
     
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  8. Tina_old

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    That depends on what cream/lubricant he's using.
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Not necessarily, but apparently if you make an allegation of criminality against someone else - however outlandish and unlikely - then the Police MUST investigate it.
     
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  10. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    It's a ****ing sad day when thats the attitude of former coppers.

    No wonder you got sacked your ****ing incompetent.

    Heres hoping the new generation are not as big of ****s as your out of date senile ****ing useless excuse of a human being arse.
     
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  11. Tina_old

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    This is like the current Daniel Bryan/Kane storyline in WWE <laugh>
     
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  12. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator
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    I like rasslin' more that ScotchSevco<ok>
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Who says I was "sacked from the Police" exactly, just out of interest? <laugh>

    Could it be that I started that story myself to encourage people to make complete fools of themself?

    It appears to have worked, ****'s sake I even managed to get Trev to think I had been booted out and done time for corruption. <ok>
     
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  14. Tina_old

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    You're the only one who knows what I'm on about <laugh>
     
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  15. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    Fuck sake, Russell, a quick Google search of "Russ Provan Garelochhead police corruption dope smoker" tells us all we need to know about your dodgy past <doh>
     
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  16. Tina_old

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    Edge's horny hippo wife <laugh><applause>
     
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  17. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    So you spread rumours about yourself?

    Sounds like a perfectly sane and reasonable thing to do.

    If anything it proves exactly what you are, a compulsive liar.
     
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  18. Tina_old

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    MD, seriously, go have a wee lie down <laugh>
     
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  19. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Tina when I speak to you you'll know it because I'll address you as skank, ok?
     
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  20. Tina_old

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    What's up with you today? Did your giro not arrive? :(
     
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