What happens in the cells, stays in the cells

The prisoners didn't like it when PC Provan was beelin'
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What happens in the cells, stays in the cells

Their arses are twitching like ****, there has been more statements lately than were in Officer Provans filling cabinet. What's afoot?
The guy across from me has lights on all day and all night
Does that mean he has a weed farm?
Possibly.
To be honest, though, I’d maybe find myself rather more concerned about the fact that I was watching the guy across from me all day and all night.
Can’t be good for the skin, that.
The guy across from me has lights on all day and all night
Does that mean he has a weed farm?
Not necessarily, but apparently if you make an allegation of criminality against someone else - however outlandish and unlikely - then the Police MUST investigate it.
It's a ****ing sad day when thats the attitude of former coppers.
No wonder you got sacked your ****ing incompetent.
Heres hoping the new generation are not as big of ****s as your out of date senile ****ing useless excuse of a human being arse.

It's a ****ing sad day when thats the attitude of former coppers.
No wonder you got sacked your ****ing incompetent.
Heres hoping the new generation are not as big of ****s as your out of date senile ****ing useless excuse of a human being arse.


I like rasslin' more that ScotchSevco![]()

Who says I was "sacked from the Police" exactly, just out of interest?
Could it be that I started that story myself to encourage people to make complete fools of themself?
It appears to have worked, ****'s sake I even managed to get Trev to think I had been booted out and done time for corruption.

Who says I was "sacked from the Police" exactly, just out of interest?
Could it be that I started that story myself to encourage people to make complete fools of themself?
It appears to have worked, ****'s sake I even managed to get Trev to think I had been booted out and done time for corruption.![]()
So you spread rumours about yourself?
Sounds like a perfectly sane and reasonable thing to do.
If anything it proves exactly what you are, a compulsive liar.

MD, seriously, go have a wee lie down![]()
Tina when I speak to you you'll know it because I'll address you as skank, ok?