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Blimey, it might be true - I found this post on a German website from someone named Charlie

Hey Jungs .. Ich bin 18 (in hallo-Schule) und eine vry kleinen Schwanz (ca. 4'' hart und 1,5'' soft). Ich bin so ambarassed wenn ich Dusche nach Gym class.Any1 haben mit einem kleinen Hahn hier? Wie u fühlen? wird es wachsen?

Hey guys .. I am 18 (in high school) and a very small tail (about 4" and 1,5" deep) I'm so embarrased when I shower after Gym class. Anyone have a small tap here ? How do you feel ? it will grow ?

That is translated from the brain and not from google.
 
Hey guys .. I am 18 (in high school) and a very small tail (about 4" and 1,5" deep) I'm so embarrased when I shower after Gym class. Anyone have a small tap here ? How do you feel ? it will grow ?

That is translated from the brain and not from google.

<laugh> Charlie me old mate - You're always welcome here - You're very nearly right, although its not "tap" and the 4" & 1.5" refers to hard & soft
 
Hey guys .. I am 18 (in high school) and a very small tail (about 4" and 1,5" deep) I'm so embarrased when I shower after Gym class. Anyone have a small tap here ? How do you feel ? it will grow ?

That is translated from the brain and not from google.

Yeah im sure it is Charles <laugh>
 
Hey guys .. I am 18 (in high school) and a very small tail (about 4" and 1,5" deep) I'm so embarrased when I shower after Gym class. Anyone have a small tap here ? How do you feel ? it will grow ?

That is translated from the brain and not from google.

Poor Hung Dork, Tragic
 
I translated it through Google and it comes out as exactly the same. Although Charlie, being the Brain of Britain, managed to change the 'A' on Ambarrassed to an 'E'.
 
This is the first thing you've ever posted which I believe to be true.
In fairness, Charlie my lad, you walked straight into that one. Reading every post since you made the "Hey guys... I am 18..." post and waiting for someone to post this. You should have realised what you were walking into <laugh>

I expected you to catch up on it first Gangsta! ;)<ok>
 
It's funny you should try and have a dig about our kit when you're sponsored by a bloody pawn shop <laugh>

And it's basically an offline eBay dont forget that! <ok>

I don't like Cash Converters being on our kit, but we apparently get massive endorsement from them, and we get more money paid into us than most teams in this League get from theirs. So I've learnt to deal with it because we're getting loads'a money from them.
 
And it's basically an offline eBay dont forget that! <ok>

I don't like Cash Converters being on our kit, but we apparently get massive endorsement from them, and we get more money paid into us than most teams in this League get from theirs. So I've learnt to deal with it because we're getting loads'a money from them.

Well, it's fair to say, you don't get as much as we do <ok>