In the words of Churchill, the infamous orator, inspirational leader, Nobel Prize winner, historian, writer and wartime Prime Minister: "Ooohhh yessss!"
This comment takes me all the way back to my teens. Me and a couple of mates were taking some girls to the pictures. We'd not long met them after joining high school, and it quickly became apparant that they were filth. Now the two my mates ended up with were not the best looking lasses. Mine, Lisa was her name, was quite nice. However the two they were with had "easy" reputations so I was not necessarily in the best situation. All three had lovely puppies so we all agreed on a mission to cop a feel while the pics rollled. I could see them two having joy so I went for it. My hand got slapped and although we had a good neck on afterwards I was a little disappointed and jealous of my mates. Not for long though! Once the girls left us we decided we'd trade stories. My mate John was with the ugliest girl but she had really big cans. He'd had a good feel and was quite pleased with himself. I then revealed my tribulations to which John had a good laugh. Throughout my other mate Paul was silent. So we pressed him and he sheepishly said "Yeah I got a good feel of Claire's. She has hairy nipples, really hairy nipples. I feel sick." I could never look that girl straight in the eye throughout the whole of high school. All I could think was "you have hairy nipples". Would anyone else like to share a teenage coming of age story?
Hope none of the lady members are reading your coming of age story WP, could be a classed as a bit sexist. Maybe a NSFW.
That's not sexist, I've stuck to the facts. It's just young teenage lads thinking with the wrong part of their body!
I'm sorry. I admit it and I need to be punished. I believe the sentence in here is to drink a whole round of beers as supplied by the bar staff.
