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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by JustMeMan, Sep 3, 2012.

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  1. Freddd

    Freddd Well-Known Member

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    I would love to take credit but what ever computer savvy mod is on duty will confirm that we are not a double act
     
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    Freddd, Sep 3, 2012
  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I never take credit - strictly cash up front
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Sep 3, 2012
  3. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

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    Good for you having a lady who lives in Newcastle, bet she can spell and I bet she could read where I live.
     
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    lady-eleanor, Sep 3, 2012
  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    this is true.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 3, 2012
  5. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Too deep Lady E, it will not compute lol
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Sep 3, 2012
  6. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

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    Agent-fat-Mike= Walter Mitty
     
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    lady-eleanor, Sep 3, 2012
  7. Freddd

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    You're doing Walter a disservice. He was dissociated from the real world but was constantly pursuing heroic and romantic ideals. He didn't spend his time trying to annoy his neighbours with incoherent and unsolicited communications
     
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    Freddd, Sep 3, 2012
  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I was going to suggest Lord Haw Haw as an alternative, but apart from being overly sinister compared to our mackem friend, he was also known for his impeccable English
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Sep 3, 2012
  9. Freddd

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    Hard to think where in the world of literature you could find a comparable example really. The thing about writers is that, having an understanding of the way language goes together, they find it hard to put truly bad phrasing together even when they're portraying an illiterate
     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Must spread rep...pity
     
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    OP, you've really riled me up with your posting, my knickers are so twisted if released they'd propell me skywards like a tighty whitey helicopter from where I would both vomit and defecate with furious rage! <grr> <grr> <grr>
     
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  12. JustMeMan

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    Smart lads they caught us out freddd.just remember I was the smart one of the act
     
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    JustMeMan, Sep 3, 2012
  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Indeed you are sir.
    You are to intelligence what Fat Sam is to catwalk modelling.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 3, 2012
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    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Just when i thought the thread couldn't get any funnier. LOL! Rep!!!

    Surprised this idiot can even use a computer haha.
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Sep 3, 2012
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    Hell be on an iPhone talking to SURI.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 3, 2012
  16. JustMeMan

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    Hahaha more bitting by the skum jog on muppet
     
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    JustMeMan, Sep 3, 2012
  17. JustMeMan

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    iPad you sick pervert
     
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    JustMeMan, Sep 3, 2012
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    ****ing hell mate, first time I look at this forum in a couple of months and your unintelligible crap remains as unmoved at the top of our board.

    Reassess your life goals before it's too late.
     
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    Shola's Best Hat, Sep 3, 2012
  19. JustMeMan

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    It's to late now lol you are obsessed with me mate clear you head
     
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    JustMeMan, Sep 3, 2012
  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Thanks for the rep... But..but... Did you know you need to have some yourself before you can rep anyone positively or negatively?... Otherwise you will only be able to leave neutral rep.
     
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