Agent mike

and they will say.."who?"

"oh just a little club that used to live down the road before the place was shut down on health and safety grounds!"

 

Obvious wumming attempt is obvious. An attempt to test this board's reaction to wum attempts because of the fuss being kicked up on the SAFC board? Stand firm my bretheren and don't bite.


Note the lack of cestriaesque "**** off"s

 

Just out of interest, does anyone have any idea what he means by;

"And you thought the laff was on us looks like it backfired lol" ?

Leaving aside absent punctuation and childish spelling, what thought, if any, is he trying to convey ?

"You thought Taylor won the match for you but in fact a year later he has been injured" ?

"You thought RTOTW T-shirts commemorated a satisfying victory but now they're being used to convey sympathy to an injured player" ?

"You beat us last year but now something bad has happened to you" ?

All of these are so nonsensical that I am slow to accuse the OP of drivel on this level, but I'm damned if I can make anything more sensible out that. Anyone ?

OP: Do you have any idea what you were trying to say ?

 

Funny that the Mackems think the shirts were about them

 

Maybe you merchandising office thought most of you couldnt afford £14-99 for a T shirt.

 

It was a very satisfying RTOTW, but certainly just one in a long line. The Greek effort was the latest, though not I trust the last

 

The more money he makes, the more chance he'll maybe give us money for transfers.

 

Really to tell you the truth you don't half ramble on I bet you find it hard to find a women even in noooowcastle

 

Now here is the deluded leader you know it won't go in the transfer kitty

 

So that's a "No, I have no real idea what I was trying to say" is it ?

 

Nowcastle? sounds like something the City Council could use to create interest in current cultural events to demonstrate a capturing of the Zeitgeist. Have you thought about a career in advertising/marketing, you seem to be a natural!

 

Yes my lady that's because we don't go out on the knock off...my friend a lady just like you lives in noooocastle and she can steal me anything for the price of a kebab so I can afford it

 

They need to cut down your pocket money if you're using it for immoral purposes. You're a very naughty boy!

 

One thing you've got to say for AFM, he saves you the trouble of ridiculing him - - he makes enough of a fool of himself without help.

 

You really are a boring person leave my Fredd now I mean thread could be fredd who knows

 

I don't know about anyone else, but I like you...You remind me of my niece trying to use Siri, there are definitely words there, I'm just not sure they all go together quite yet!

 

thankyou darling.
Anyway.. good luck for the new school term

 

I'm loving this thread.
Can't quite decide if this mackem is actually one of us having a giggle though.
Either way this is solid gold... as we were chaps.

 

Has anybody ever seen AFM and Freddd in the same room together?

 

AFM's been around for a while so I think he is the genuine article, an envious little twat totally out of his depth amongst adult conversation.

Must go now before I become boring