My favourite snippets:
1) "Rob Green again displayed his World Cup 2010 form at an inopportune time"
2) "Forgetting the weak Dad's Army and QPR OAP gags for a moment, this appears to be a futile exercise in short-termism, and Mark Hughes has sculpted a squad that will need an overhaul within two seasons."
3) "For a team that often fields only one striker (with Jamie Mackie pushed out wide right on Saturday), having Johnson, Cisse, Mackie, Bobby Zamora, Jay Bothroyd, DJ Campbell, Rob Hulse and Tommy Smith on the books falls somewhere between greed and lunacy."
4) "Carvalho will become the 19th thirty-plus player at Loftus Road. It's almost pipe and slippers time"
---
The last one is just terrifying (and very surprising, I bet none of us expected that, I honestly thought they had 6 or so not 19!) 19 thirty+ year olds, how many do we have besides Holt?