Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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Today's Jedi rep was awarded to the following:

East Stand
Cove
JPF
Agent Bruce
JohnHumbles, tape recorder
Swimaway
Scott Dan's OK
cbra
Badgers Assemble
Bubble

Yes - it does indeed say Bubble! I know! But I think he's been improving his posts and deserves to be credited for making an effort. <ok>
But I'll not hesitate to show red if things change. :biggrin:
 
Obi Wan said:
Today's Jedi rep was awarded to the following:

East Stand
Cove
JPF
Agent Bruce
JohnHumbles, tape recorder
Swimaway
Scott Dan's OK
cbra
Badgers Assemble
Bubble

Yes - it does indeed say Bubble! I know! But I think he's been improving his posts and deserves to be credited for making an effort. <ok>
But I'll not hesitate to show red if things change. :biggrin:
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Fair enough! It's nice to see him contribute more seriously, I was going to rep him myself for something I saw him put on the Mackem board which tickled me... But all out of rep :(

I am still determined I'll have him singing :emoticon-0159-music afternoon delight :emoticon-0159-music and predicting Newcastle to win the league soon... Then after, it'll be a lesson in carrying a mattress around the circuit of St James' til the media show up and spot an opportunity for some serious stereotyping <ok>
 
The Judean People's Front said:
Fair enough! It's nice to see him contribute more seriously, I was going to rep him myself for something I saw him put on the Mackem board which tickled me... But all out of rep :(

I am still determined I'll have him singing :emoticon-0159-music afternoon delight :emoticon-0159-music and predicting Newcastle to win the league soon... Then after, it'll be a lesson in carrying a mattress around the circuit of St James' til the media show up and spot an opportunity for some serious stereotyping <ok>
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Imagine the TV reporters hunting down somebody outside SJP in the vain hope they can play on the 'deluded Geordies' tag for their latest 'scoop'.

Reporter: "So, with a top 5 finish last season, Europa League football, holding onto key players while signing the likes of Dutch international Vurnon Anita, how positive are you of Newcastle getting silverware this season?" <winks to cameraman in the hope he is about to capture exclusive footage of a 'stereotypical Toon fan' and get himself promoted>

Bubble (aka 'you know who'): "We will sell all our players and get relegated!"

Reporter: "Oh, err, don't you think a Champions League place is possible? Maybe a cup as well?"

Bubble: "*** you! Eat my ar$eh0le! Cos when those aliens come you'd better run. just get outta the ****ing way!"

Reporter: "Oh! Right. Ok..., so err... back ... to the studio... (while I write my resignation) <wah>"
 
Obi Wan said:
Imagine the TV reporters hunting down somebody outside SJP in the vain hope they can play on the 'deluded Geordies' tag for their latest 'scoop'.

Reporter: "So, with a top 5 finish last season, Europa League football, holding onto key players while signing the likes of Dutch international Vurnon Anita, how positive are you of Newcastle getting silverware this season?" <winks to cameraman in the hope he is about to capture exclusive footage of a 'stereotypical Toon fan' and get himself promoted>

Bubble (aka 'you know who'): "We will sell all our players and get relegated!"

Reporter: "Oh, err, don't you think a Champions League place is possible? Maybe a cup as well?"

Bubble: "*** you! Eat my ar$eh0le! Cos when those aliens come you'd better run. just get outta the ****ing way!"

Reporter: "Oh! Right. Ok..., so err... back ... to the studio... (while I write my resignation) <wah>"
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Say Obi, you whining again on not getting a Cove report, this week alone i had to write one for Assaidi who went to Liverpool and yesterday Bütner who has been bought Fergie. I've been writing reports, just not on the NUFC board... Start buying some Dutchies or at least show interest cause nothin is happening on this side of the pond right now.
 
Cove said:
Say Obi, you whining again on not getting a Cove report, this week alone i had to write one for Assaidi who went to Liverpool and yesterday Bütner who has been bought Fergie. I've been writing reports, just not on the NUFC board... Start buying some Dutchies or at least show interest cause nothin is happening on this side of the pond right now.
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So what you're saying is you've been cheating on us? Whore. <laugh>

And to think I repped you!
 
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