I've never hit a woman, but then I've never been hit by a woman either, apart from some crazy burd after a night in the Hamilton palace (first and only time I've been in there) who thought I was looking at her funny!
Hamilton Palace

Oh, the memories. Lost count of the amount of times I got chucked out the ladies toilets in that place. Though, oddly, never chucked out the actual place. Go figure.
I used to go into the ladies, sit myself on the wash hand basins and chat to the girls as they came and went. After a while some bitch would complain and the bouncers would come in and huckle me out. I was a right prick in my youth.
