Machismo is dead - real girls go for meterosexuals

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I've never hit a woman, but then I've never been hit by a woman either, apart from some crazy burd after a night in the Hamilton palace (first and only time I've been in there) who thought I was looking at her funny!

Hamilton Palace <laugh>

Oh, the memories. Lost count of the amount of times I got chucked out the ladies toilets in that place. Though, oddly, never chucked out the actual place. Go figure.

I used to go into the ladies, sit myself on the wash hand basins and chat to the girls as they came and went. After a while some bitch would complain and the bouncers would come in and huckle me out. I was a right prick in my youth. <laugh>
 
Hamilton Palace <laugh>

Oh, the memories. Lost count of the amount of times I got chucked out the ladies toilets in that place. Though, oddly, never chucked out the actual place. Go figure.

I used to go into the ladies, sit myself on the wash hand basins and chat to the girls as they came and went. After a while some bitch would complain and the bouncers would come in and huckle me out. I was a right prick in my youth. <laugh>

<laugh> ... there was signs of you being a sexual predator early on then Gambol?
 
<laugh> ... there was signs of you being a sexual predator early on then Gambol?

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More being an arse than predatory to be honest. When on alcohol and/or drugs I just used to do whatever the **** I felt like at the time. Amazing I got through my youth without getting a kicking every weekend.
 
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I get that a lot, too.