Machismo is dead - real girls go for meterosexuals

Hamilton Palace

Oh, the memories. Lost count of the amount of times I got chucked out the ladies toilets in that place. Though, oddly, never chucked out the actual place. Go figure.

I used to go into the ladies, sit myself on the wash hand basins and chat to the girls as they came and went. After a while some bitch would complain and the bouncers would come in and huckle me out. I was a right prick in my youth.

 

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... there was signs of you being a sexual predator early on then Gambol?

 

More being an arse than predatory to be honest. When on alcohol and/or drugs I just used to do whatever the **** I felt like at the time. Amazing I got through my youth without getting a kicking every weekend.

 

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I get that a lot, too.

 

And screams a lot, pretends to cry and then showers for hours after intercourse?

 

hmm you seem to know my girlfriend very well