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Machismo is dead - real girls go for meterosexuals

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Shameless, Aug 16, 2012.

  1. Paulie Gualtieri

    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    Well I have to everyother poster claiming girlyzenship so I guess why not . Ehich pose would you like
     
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  2. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Yes, nice girls prefer carrots.

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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    'Real girls'? As opposed to false ones?

    The OP's bollox anyway. My wife hates poncey pretty-boy types.
     
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  4. Paulie Gualtieri

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    Indeed she loved me , did you check the pic I sent her oc me in my posing pouch? I bet you did
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Hash posts pictures of himself topless on the internet. I don't know what that makes him...
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I thought was Hash? :confused:
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    You really are the Steve Davis of not606.
     
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  8. Paulie Gualtieri

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    You're missing a noun or an adjective or somrthing. That above makes no sense
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Go on ER, make another thread about your favourite bands or Andy Murra...ZzZzZzz
     
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  10. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Metrosexuality leads to the kind of **** that you get on The Only Way is Essex and Jersey Shore.
    You appear to want a gay best friend and a normal man that doesn't act like a twat.
    Combining the two doesn't work.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wimmin actually do like metrosexuals. They friend zone them.
     
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    You getting down with the kids Gambol? WTF is a friend zone?
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Apparently, it's where wimmin put the 'nice' guys. They like them as friends but won't ever **** them.

    Like that's recent news. Wimmin have always done that.
     
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  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Doesn't sound like a club I want to join.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Which is why a healthy slap across her coupon every now and then let's her know everything she needs to know.
     
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  16. Glesgabhoy67

    Glesgabhoy67 Well-Known Member

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    Penis slap?
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Aye. They hate that.

    <laugh>

    Being serious for a moment, I did actually hit a woman once. She was a bit temperamental and in an argument would hit me or scratch me. I warned her several times that if she hit me I would hit her back. So I did. She never hit me again. A few years later we got married. <laugh>
     
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  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    <laugh>,
     
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  19. Glesgabhoy67

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    I've never hit a woman, but then I've never been hit by a woman either, apart from some crazy burd after a night in the Hamilton palace (first and only time I've been in there) who thought I was looking at her funny!
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Gambol and his ex:

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