Joe Allen

I still got my point across.

 

That you're a bit thick?

 

There's no chance of that Musty, he'll deny making any comment in the first place just like he's done before. That's how Cardiff fans think you see.

 

Nope,that you're known for talking ****e.

 

I'm flattered, but I'll pass...

Also, what is 'rom', or is that poetic license?

 

Really, what the **** are you talking about

 

How would you have heard that?

Explain yourself, please

 

It was mentioned in the pm's that were circulated.

 

a haiku for this poetry forum

Brendan Rodgers leaves
Swansea are upset
Liverpool sign Allen

 

Well, it was you that said it.

Some words of advice - when trying to get one up on others, at least spell things properly.

 

I'll allow the readers to judge who's talking ****e

Re: our attempts at humorous limericks
If you can't take it don't dish it out. My toddler's already worked that one out and he's 2!

 

Some words of advice - before opening your mouth consider whether you have a point, it makes it so much more interesting for the reader. Choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting.

 

Excellent!

My first effort at Haiku in public, please don't laugh;

Liverpool F C
Disappeared up rectum
End (geddit!) in tears

 

I hope for his sake he won't inherit any of your "wit."

 

Haha what an ego...

Tell me when something funny, mildly amusing or interesting happens.

 

wait and see if he is man enough dilli

 

like it, wd page

 

should make a liverpool swansea limerick page

 

Liverpool have spent all their cash on ****e players and finished in mid table with their noses in front of Swansea City who have spent about 1/60th of the money.
They then spent £7 million on Swansea's manager and coach in order to copy Swansea City....the punch line, neither of these 2 individuals were actually responsible for Swansea's style.
Liverpool's £7 million manager is now desperately trying to bring in former Swansea players before he gets found out....but they haven't got enough money! So even though ex-Swans manager has insider knowledge of Joe Allen's £15 million release clause in his contract Liverpool are offering £13 million in installments
So Liverpool will just have to hope Pascoe and co. can coach ****e like £18 million Henderson, or one of their numerous pretentious over paid ****ers from their academy to be footballers.

Meanwhile clueless no mark Liverpool supporters come on here attempting to give it the big 'un, patronising Swans fans, and claiming Swansea should be grateful to have Jonjo Shelvey instead of cold hard cash. A kid who did nothing spectacular at Charlton and hasn't been able to break into the worst Liverpool team since the 1960s.

 

And that Sir sums it up quite nicely