Joe Allen

Is this a new thing?

I saw you post one on the Newcastle board too...

 

Hey, here's an idea, discuss it on the puddle board!

 

and I posted one as well, the difference with mine is that its to the point, and cuts through the point of your post which is to have a little wum, something a moderator shouldn't be doing !

 

I forgot, you were about to add to the discussion yourself.

 

He was one of five players who had their mouths firmly shut during the god save the queen dirge. He got here from Narbeth.

 

first comment was nothing, this is a bad comment casual, apology required

 

Well you're hopeless if you think that was a WUM, and FYI you did not post a limerick.

 

Yeah, Limericks are always fun.

 

there was a lad called rodgers
king of the artful dodgers
he defected to pool
oh what a fool
in the life of brian they will want wodgers

(we have no wodgers)

 

Well looking at your post count i can only imagine they're as funny ,topical , and thought provoking as the your last one on here ,

 

There was an old Ozzy called musty
his limerick of Rodgers was crusty
hes a jealous old frog that howls like a dog
because brendan left dear old Swansea

 

Ze Liverpoet

 

Musty is one of the non-bitter from my travels here!

 

All the jacks are ok, but it's his fault his username is hard to rhyme to.

 

There was an old legend called Kenny
Who quite liked a bit of a spendy
He spent all the dough
and brought the reds low
Now Rodgers does shopping in Tenby

 

Lol !!

 

There once was a poster called Kop-ite
Whose vocab was incredibly shi-ite
He struggled to rhyme
Yet still took the time
Because he was denser than graphite

 

A Swansea poster called terrorwit
was very well known for talking ****
he tried with a limerick
to make me look thick
and this Kopite is having none of it.

 

A glory hunter rom Carrickfergus
Secretly wishes he'd heard of us
Before he chose red
And so instead
He'll always remain in our radius

 

You've got the meter all wrong. D-