I feel like one of those Brazilian footballers, where I choose to be called Obi Wan, but my full name is really "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Obi Wan again"
Pelton lass. Luckily she didn't like footba. And luckily my dad was from Forest Hall and DID like footba.
My dad always tells a story of the first time he took my mam to watch Newcastle. She moaned all the way through a goalless match. So, annoyed & frustraed, they left about 10 minutes early and started to make their way out of the stand. Within a minute of having his back to the match walking up the steps, Newcastle scored. By the time they'd got out of the stadium, it was 4:0 - he didn't see a single goal. just 80 minutes of boring match with his wife constantly moaning. I'm sure he said Wor Jackie scored a hat trick, but I'm not sure which game it was.