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Hang on, some already do. When I was at school illegal boxing matches were jacked up by Eddie Gray(our PE teacher, not the footballer) for anyone caught fighting in the school yard.
He didn't give a ****. He once stuck one of the hardest kids( bully boy) at the school in with the campest, most effeminate nancy boy going. He'd caught the bully beating up the Nancy boy and in his own warped mind thought that they were scrapping, result was they went in the ring( no pun intended) after school. It was carnage.
Tigercity will verify this story.
Schools have gone soft.
When I was at school illegal boxing matches were jacked up by Eddie Gray(our PE teacher, not the footballer) for anyone caught fighting in the school yard.
He didn't give a ****. He once stuck one of the hardest kids( bully boy) at the school in with the campest, most effeminate nancy boy going. He'd caught the bully beating up the Nancy boy and in his own warped mind thought that they were scrapping, result was they went in the ring( no pun intended) after school. It was carnage.
Tigercity will verify this story.
Schools have gone soft.
I once saw the real Eddie Gray naked in the shower at Boothferry Park. True story.

When I was at school illegal boxing matches were jacked up by Eddie Gray(our PE teacher, not the footballer) for anyone caught fighting in the school yard.
He didn't give a ****. He once stuck one of the hardest kids( bully boy) at the school in with the campest, most effeminate nancy boy going. He'd caught the bully beating up the Nancy boy and in his own warped mind thought that they were scrapping, result was they went in the ring( no pun intended) after school. It was carnage.
Tigercity will verify this story.
Schools have gone soft.
When I was at school illegal boxing matches were jacked up by Eddie Gray(our PE teacher, not the footballer) for anyone caught fighting in the school yard.
He didn't give a ****. He once stuck one of the hardest kids( bully boy) at the school in with the campest, most effeminate nancy boy going. He'd caught the bully beating up the Nancy boy and in his own warped mind thought that they were scrapping, result was they went in the ring( no pun intended) after school. It was carnage.
Tigercity will verify this story.
Schools have gone soft.
I had a PE teacher who got pissed off with this fat kid who always hid when it was cross country.
He got so pissed off on one occasion that he went to car park, got his Honda 750 and ran the kid over.
He got sacked.
I thought it a bit harsh at the time, it was very funny to watch and the fat kid was a right twat. Personally, I'd have made him headmaster.
Honda 750's are probably the answer to childhood obesity.
Great story. Did fatso sustain any injuries?
Great story. Did fatso sustain any injuries?
He wet himself, does that count as an injury?