Newcastle to be docked points?

Brilliant, well done - one of the better AF's I've come across ... EVER!!! Loved the financial irregularities bit - especially given Agent Mike's dodgy reputation.

Also, for padding out all those details too -thanks.

 

You have a wonderful way with words Bill

 

Almost Shakespearian sometimes I’d say

 

What do you feed plums with?

 

What do you dj mate? Sorry for the off-topic questions I haven't come across many fellow DJs on here!
Also rep to MR, that was a quality joke - I may have to copy and paste that a few of my mates , unoriginal & can't think of my own I know

 

good effort

 

beat me to it

 

Pity only muckems fell for it
muckems fooling muckems


Posted at 12.01 bet he's been waiting since last year to post it

 

226 posts and not one on the Newcastle board?!

 

no need to educate the educated

 

The best April Fools I've spotted today:

http://www.londonnet.co.uk/news/2011/mar/libyan-defector-moussa-koussa-invited-royal-wedding.html

 

That should tell you how popular you are, even your own hate you.

 

Your becoming so desperate mate ,
He was just asking a question
You must do better D-

 

MR-Apprezzamento Amica. I have just seen IT

 

Forget factoring in Luton Town's punishment. Bury's punishment wasn't factored into the West Ham decision. The fact is, the FA are full of self-righteous bluster when it comes to a little club. With a Premiership club, they simply wouldn't have the guts.

If all these charges are proven, I'd expect Newcastle to be fined maybe £500. They certainly won't be treated the same as Luton and have points deducted. A level playing field is not the way the FA works.

 

Spoken like a true]Mackem

 

Credit where credit is due. I have seen some terrible WUM attempts on April Fool's over the years, this one was pretty decent.

I think it probably fooled fans from both sides. I was on high alert to wind ups though as my lass had already pulled an "I'm pregnant" april fools earlier this morning - my breathing has only just returned to normal.

 

I can see a few mackems on here trying to use that next year or even next week ( some get confused)

 

House and electro mate, mainly vocal house, that's my love, copyright, hardsoul etc.

First love of my life mate.

Yourself?

 

Ha well when I see her tonight.. I might punch her in the face and shout APRIL FOOLS!!! Or shag her friend and say I misunderstood what I was allowed to do on this day...