This deserves an article of it's own, but I can't be arsed. http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/133229-Shake-Up-Time!!/page9?p=2535574#post2535574
back in the days when i was a sex god i pulled this hairdresser bird took her back to her place next thing i know she was doing the aghh oh yes aghh really loudly lost the rytham of the moment she was still a good shag though
Haha can just visualise it------Jonathan going like f**k at the hole in the mattrass & the hairdresser screaming "Yer in the wrong hole"