What turns you off when having sex?

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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    From a guy with a Labrador.
     
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  2. Tina_old

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    No. From a priest. Keep up you old fart :laugh:
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Fanny farts.
     
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  4. Suckys Stale Bum Grape

    Suckys Stale Bum Grape Any holes a goal

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    Fanny farts are sickening.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    when she says "I'm not going to cum"

    which rarely happens btw :emoticon-0133-wait:
     
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  6. Suckys Stale Bum Grape

    Suckys Stale Bum Grape Any holes a goal

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    That's an end gamer for me.
     
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  7. gas

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    When we get in the 69 position and I can smell her ****ty asshole :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  8. Suckys Stale Bum Grape

    Suckys Stale Bum Grape Any holes a goal

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    Fucking big nose.
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    Who you calling big nose <grr>
     
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  11. Suckys Stale Bum Grape

    Suckys Stale Bum Grape Any holes a goal

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  12. Tina_old

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    He's just wished me well...so he's ok <laugh>
     
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  13. Toby

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    That bazray ****wit deserves to be castrated <ok>
     
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  14. Suckys Stale Bum Grape

    Suckys Stale Bum Grape Any holes a goal

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    Same, he's not on the shandys tonight though.
     
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  15. Mute

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    Popping my doll turns me off. Its know good when flat
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I just remove the paper bag from her head.
     
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  17. jonathan acworth

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    back in the days when i was a sex god i pulled this hairdresser bird took her back to her place next thing i know she was doing the aghh oh yes aghh really loudly lost the rytham of the moment she was still a good shag though
     
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  18. jonathan acworth

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    Or yr in the wrong hole!
     
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  19. drylunch

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    you've had sex? you can barely string a sentence together.
     
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  20. Rubber Johnny

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    Haha can just visualise it------Jonathan going like f**k at the hole in the mattrass & the hairdresser screaming "Yer in the wrong hole"<grr>
     
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