What turns you off when having sex?

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  1. Suckys Stale Bum Grape

    Suckys Stale Bum Grape Any holes a goal

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    Personally, I think about food if I'm trying to not cum <ok>

    The thought of mushrooms really is off putting.
     
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    Her heart restarting.
     
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    Is that your dinner tonight?
     
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  4. Suckys Stale Bum Grape

    Suckys Stale Bum Grape Any holes a goal

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    You're all being sick ****s <grr> It's a serious thread!
     
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  5. Tina_old

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    :laugh:
     
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  6. Micko

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    When you're getting a bit too excited a bit too prematurely, a favourite solution of my own is "Granny having a ****e, Granny having a ****e, Granny having a ****e"
     
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  7. Suckys Stale Bum Grape

    Suckys Stale Bum Grape Any holes a goal

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    I tried that one, but I tried mushrooms and it moved on to a fry up. A minute later I was bored of sex and got hungry.
     
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    Half the ****s on here would blow their loads thinking about that.
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    :laugh:positive rep me, you big stud!
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

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    :angry:
     
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  11. Tina_old

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  12. Suckys Stale Bum Grape

    Suckys Stale Bum Grape Any holes a goal

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    I'm the same, I can't dish out any negative rep today :(
     
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  13. Ciaran

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    Just shoot the load, slap it about a bit and get back on the job.
     
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  14. Tina_old

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    I can give it out, but it's not worth it if you've no ****ing rep coz it doesn't make a jot of a difference <grr>
     
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  15. Medro

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    Personally, those big unsexy priest robes
     
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  16. Ciaran

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    What is the thread killing obsession with Rep?
     
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  17. Suckys Stale Bum Grape

    Suckys Stale Bum Grape Any holes a goal

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    You'll have tina frothing at the gash!
     
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  18. Ciaran

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    I quite like them, something different.
     
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  19. Tina_old

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    I got a smile today :)
     
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  20. Suckys Stale Bum Grape

    Suckys Stale Bum Grape Any holes a goal

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    I don't need to know that, moist clam and all that.
     
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