What turns you off when having sex?

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When you're getting a bit too excited a bit too prematurely, a favourite solution of my own is "Granny having a ****e, Granny having a ****e, Granny having a ****e"
 
When you're getting a bit too excited a bit too prematurely, a favourite solution of my own is "Granny having a ****e, Granny having a ****e, Granny having a ****e"

I tried that one, but I tried mushrooms and it moved on to a fry up. A minute later I was bored of sex and got hungry.