hold on got a few more jokes man utd europa clash versus bilboa reminds me of night i had diarhaea **** over both legs.. muamba wakes up and is told torres scored twice he replies how long was i asleap the pope is visiting liverpool when a boy asks can u help with my hereing the pope looks at the boy and says yes sure and places his hands over his ears he said to the boy i hope that helps the boy replies dont know until next wednesday!!
lorry arrives at the olympics site this morning with wire and wood turns out be the irish fencing team 2 cows in a field one goes moooo the other says dam i was going say that i phoned up the new den last week what times kick off they replied what time can u make it... whats the difference between an egg and a **** u cant beat a ****
Fabrice Muamba's heart attack wasn't due to a genetic defect. Turns out he had a hole in the heart from an old hunting accident, where he'd fallen on his spear.