whats orange and sounds like a parrott?

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hold on got a few more jokes


man utd europa clash versus bilboa reminds me of night i had diarhaea

**** over both legs..


muamba wakes up and is told torres scored twice he replies
how long was i asleap


the pope is visiting liverpool when a boy asks can u help with my hereing
the pope looks at the boy and says yes sure and places his hands over his ears
he said to the boy i hope that helps
the boy replies dont know until next wednesday!!
 
jonathan acworth said:
hold on got a few more jokes


man utd europa clash versus bilboa reminds me of night i had diarhaea

**** over both legs..


muamba wakes up and is told torres scored twice he replies
how long was i asleap


the pope is visiting liverpool when a boy asks can u help with my hereing
the pope looks at the boy and says yes sure and places his hands over his ears
he said to the boy i hope that helps
the boy replies dont know until next wednesday!!
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Good ones jonny, keep it up lad <ok>
 
lorry arrives at the olympics site this morning with wire and wood


turns out be the irish fencing team



2 cows in a field one goes moooo the other says dam i was going say that


i phoned up the new den last week what times kick off
they replied what time can u make it...


whats the difference between an egg and a ****
u cant beat a ****
 
Fabrice Muamba's heart attack wasn't due to a genetic defect.

Turns out he had a hole in the heart from an old hunting accident, where he'd fallen on his spear.
 
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