whats orange and sounds like a parrott?

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  1. jonathan acworth

    jonathan acworth Active Member

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    david beckham
     
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  2. Go Go Yellowscreen

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    What's white and sounds like a ****?

    You.
     
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  3. Erik

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    <laugh>

    Got to admit I laughed at this one, Jon

    PS. You're still a tool <grr>
     
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  4. Trypsin-1

    Trypsin-1 Active Member

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    Jonny never make a thread with 'orange' in the title <laugh> <insertrangersjoke>

    P.S Is it Ally McCoist?
     
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  5. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    Is it an orange parrot?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. jonathan acworth

    jonathan acworth Active Member

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    hold on got a few more jokes


    man utd europa clash versus bilboa reminds me of night i had diarhaea

    **** over both legs..


    muamba wakes up and is told torres scored twice he replies
    how long was i asleap


    the pope is visiting liverpool when a boy asks can u help with my hereing
    the pope looks at the boy and says yes sure and places his hands over his ears
    he said to the boy i hope that helps
    the boy replies dont know until next wednesday!!
     
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  7. Trypsin-1

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    Good ones jonny, keep it up lad <ok>
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  9. jonathan acworth

    jonathan acworth Active Member

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    lorry arrives at the olympics site this morning with wire and wood


    turns out be the irish fencing team



    2 cows in a field one goes moooo the other says dam i was going say that


    i phoned up the new den last week what times kick off
    they replied what time can u make it...


    whats the difference between an egg and a ****
    u cant beat a ****
     
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  10. jonathan acworth

    jonathan acworth Active Member

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    qpr good luck staying up
     
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  11. Trypsin-1

    Trypsin-1 Active Member

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    thanks jonny doesn't look good but we can hope <ok>
     
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  12. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    Fabrice Muamba's heart attack wasn't due to a genetic defect.

    Turns out he had a hole in the heart from an old hunting accident, where he'd fallen on his spear.
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    What's gay and English?





























    England.
     
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    Oh right.

    I see.

    <grr>
     
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  15. Jud_Danger

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    what do you get if you cross Harvey Price and some supeglue?


    Sticky black spastic
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    What's blue and ****s old grannies?









    Wayne Rooney in his away strip or me wearing a denim jaicket.
     
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Here Acworth, when's the book out?
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

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    Why can't Stevie Wonder read?













    Because he's black.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's not true. Stevie Wonder disny even know he's black.
     
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  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    He found out the first time he tried to hail a cab.
     
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