A Verse about Hull....

I like this, an organised approach to selfishness! Out of sight, out of mind..... and your laptop out of harms way!

 

What a bunch of geordie cnuts. probably never been to Hull , or even know where it is for.

ps; How did he break your trumpet, wouldnt it fit up your arse with his cock. You sad bastards.

 

Hull's strip is striped orange and black.
It looks like someone has skinned
Tony the Tiger's ball sack,
Dried and stretched it, then gone and pinned
it onto their own back.

Phil Brown's face is black going on orange,
He makes me feel queasy and faint,
Like a Mr Potato Head's been plunged
into a pot of dulux 'Autumn-Glow' paint
Before someones got all the features and rearranged
Them into a combination that normal features normally ain't.

 

Well done TigerSteve - I think the wirds are...Hook Line Sinker !
As the advert said - you've been TANGOed..

 

In case you havent noticed Phil Brown manages Preston NE you PLANK !!!

It will be hard to take when the mackems stay up again & you back down where you belong in the championship with great teams like HCFC

Typical Geordie's mental age of 2 with delusions of grandeur !!!

ha ha LOL !!!

 

Tango man at preston now mate

 

Do they like to say 'ne' in Preston?

They'll be wanting a shrubbery soon. Mark my words. Worrying times are ahead.

 

Looking at your user name I would just like to pass coment on the publication that was Viz.

I bought a copy once under the impression it was supposed to make to laugh.

I had read all but one of the stories without so much as smiling when I realised that the characters were actually very astute interpretations of the people of Newcastle.

This revelation came to me when reading the fat slags.That's becsuse all birds from Newacastle are slags and are indeed fat.That includes you mother, your wife/girlfriend( if you've got one, which I doubt) and any sisters you may have.

Now that is funny, unlike Viz.

UTT

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhhhmmmmmmm

Phil Brown's karaoke will be, for me, always synonymous with your club. Therefore, much like saying something about Alan Shearer or Kevin Keegan (they now works for the BBC and ESPN respectively...'in case you haven't noticed') is still relevant as they played a large part in our history.

I don't think it will be as hard as you suggest, it could be worse, we could've spent the majority of the Premiership years toiling away in the lower leagues, without having ever qualified for Europe or gone to Wembley for any major finals, without ever having had games against Barcelona, Juventus and PSG, without ever having taken 15,000 fans to a midweek game in Milan, without ever holding the record for highest average attendance and highest overall attendance in the Championship, maintaining a higher attendance that 85% of the Premier League despite being in the second tier of English football, without being important enough to even be labeled with a stereotype...It short, it could be worse...We could been Hull!

 

How hypocritical can a thread get?

Let me take a guess at your real reasons. You hate Hull because you were relegated at our expense. Well, in case you haven't noticed, we're now down in the second tier and you're back where you belong. Hopefully we'll be joining you in the next 15 months.

As for Craig ***an, the only link between him and Newcastle I can think of is when that **** Guthrie broke his leg. Instead of accepting that it was a disgusting challenge, you blame ***an?

You Geordies must really be delusional.

 

James,

We won't be joining them, they'll be joining us.Dropping like a stone with one seriously **** manager in charge.Come the next round of PL games they'll be one point above the relegation zone.Oh dear not very good gor such a massive club is it ?

They've won **** all for 80 odd years or there abouts and bang on about being a massive club.

Delusional doesn't even come close.

 

One last time lads:

Delusion: an erroneous belief that is held in the face of evidence to the contrary

Newcastle won the FA in 1955: 2011-1955=56
Newcastle won the Inter-Cities Fairs Cup (Now Europa League) in 1969: 2011-1969=42

Delusion: an erroneous belief that is held in the face of evidence to the contrary

 

Yaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnn,.................sorry,did you say something of interest to the rest of the world????? Obviously harping on about "the good old days",which is why I must have dozed off, due to the persistent drone.
Anyway ball-sack, what have you achieved in the last 5 years then???

 

Why the hell are you clowns talking about us? Ah yes I forgot... Our little club relegated you!

Is it not more worrying that your entire club is run by Londoners? They'll be moving you there soon enough. Poor stupid Geordies!

 

Why should we be worried that our club is owned by Londoners?

Are Man Utd fans worried that their club will become a franchise of the MLS?

Do Chelsea fans stay awake at night in fear that their club is going to be relocated to Siberia?

Do Villa fans worry that their owner has a humorously perverted forename?

 

I knew it wasn't 80 years I was exaggerating.I knew it was quite a while since the mighty Newcastle had won anything but **** me I didn't honestly think it was that long ago.

You haven't actually won anything in my life time and I'm a grey haired old bastard.

Any team can win at least 3 trophies per season and if you are one of the 'power houses' of english football that should be 4( not including charity shield and European Super Cups) because you'd be in Europe .

We'll ignore Europe in any case but that has still given the 'Mighty Magpies' 126 chances to win something....oh I forgot you won the second division title.

FFS son, have a word with yourself.Stop kidding yourself and realise you never have been and never will be looked at as anything other than a mediocre club, a club which has delusions of grandeur.

Now that donkey Carroll has jumped ship you'll sink to the bottom three this season.

See you next season old bean.

 

Qualified for and got to the last 16 of the Uefa Cup, won the championship with the 3rd highest ever points total, produced and sold a striker who is incidentally the most expensive English player EVER...None of which are incredible achievements, all of which however, are achievements your club has failed to surpass or even equal in your entire history...

...I eagerly await your retort?

 

And that was in the last 5 years???

 

You may well be right, we may well be seen as 'a mediocre' club, we may well have delusions of grandeur. (though many of the messages we have received from opposition fans this season would suggest otherwise) The fact is, I don't really mind. I don't support my club because we are fashionable. I don't support my club because we have taken any of those 126 chances to win something. I don't support my club because other people approve. I support Newcastle because it's my club and I love it regardless.