A Verse about Hull....

I was so depressed after such a dreadful weekend, I killed my dog, punched my girlfriend and was sick in next doors letterbox. Then I started thinking...... What could be more depressing than being beat 4-0 off Stoke?

The answer is HULL. Hull is the most depressing thing in the world. Even the word "Hull" is similar to "Hell" and it rhymes with "dull". I was so inspired I created a fantastic verse which I someday hope to present to the queen.

So, here goes....


Hull is full and dull, I mulled, as I lulled with a bull that I pulled while I culled gulls and listened to Jethro Tull...


Hope you enjoyed it, please feel free to add to this thread with your own verse, poem or even a traditional Japanese Haiku! (Though I doubt any of yours would be as good as my frankly astounding effort)

 

I ****ing hate Hull City F.C, I hate the city, I hate the fans, I hate Phil Brown, I hate Craig ***an, I hate them I hate them I hate them.

Didnt rhyme I know but these are my sentiments

REP btw.

 

That, good sir, is prose in it's most sincere form! Well done!

 

Damn hard trying to fit in Grimsby, Boro, Hull and Tripoli (current state)

It was called Hull eventually.
The term Grim had been used already
It’s close enough to Hell and we are damned.
The name is right. Welcome to a town aptly named.
The gateway to Middlesbrough as you can see
Who’d have been twinned with Tripoli
If they were not undergoing improvements.

 

I punched a hole in my laptop screen for dramatic effect also.

 

Hull's not dull?
Pull the other one.
The city and the teams,
send me into dreams.
I would like to cull the city of Hull,
but alas, I don't have that pull.

****, but best i can offer!

 

You can get an app for that now. Saves a ton in the long run.

 

Too late now man :|

 

I believe that Nine Inch Nails said it best when I misheard them sing:

"Head like a Hull
Black as your sull
I'd rather die than give you contrul".

 

Neg rep for being cruel to laptops!

Joking!

 

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There you go, set it as your screensaver. If you get bored you can use a picture of some bubbles for the "dropped in my pint" look

 

They were originally called Nine Inch Needles apparently. And Trent is from Stoke-on-Trent. True story.

 

You look after me you do Aldridge, what a guy

 

I gave **** all to Comic Relief so I had to clear my conscience somehow!

 

I was going to donate but then decided to order a pizza instead, had to turn the TV off because I felt guilty while eating it, bad karma or what!

 

Amateur mistake! You should have gone out on the lash on Friday and recorded it. Then on Sat you can watch it and fast forward past all the guilt tripping. Makes the program a lot shorter mind.

 

I just got angry and turned it over every time Annie ****ing Lennox appeared. The Libya airstrikes coverage made better TV.

 

Thou does not approve of this thread.

 

That didn't even rhyme...

 

Put into the memory bank for next year