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[Trypsin-1]

Seriously?

Yeah dad is asian, mum is english.

What's funny about that?

Nothing, I just didn't expect to be right

 

[Toby]

If you live at home with your parents(gaurdians) you will not get it, regardless of the situation. If you live outside the home in any shape or form (outside prison or any other institution) you will get it.

<dolepro>.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

mackemlass, don't take pms from Huth, Gambol or Username1882.

I'm ok though

 

[Hugh Briss]

anybody here know if you can claim this when your 16. Thought it was only 18 an over which is stupid but been told otehrwise by somebody?

Get a job, dole-scum.

 

[Gambol]

Well, mackemlass won't be back. I hope yer all very proud of yerselves.

I really think I had a shot at her.

 

[Trypsin-1]

Well, mackemlass won't be back. I hope yer all very proud of yerselves.

I really think I had a shot at her.

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[Jip Jaap Stam]

Well, mackemlass won't be back. I hope yer all very proud of yerselves.

I really think I had a shot at her.

Tranquiliser dart?

 

[Gambol]

Tranquiliser dart?

Darts are so impersonal. A healthy dose of "Hullo, doll" does the trick.

"Hullo, doll" is the name of my favoured cosh.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Darts are so impersonal. A healthy dose of "Hullo, doll" does the trick.

"Hullo, doll" is the name of my favoured cosh.

Mine's called "Peter Coshing".

 

[Gambol]

Mine's called "Peter Coshing".

Loving the hammer reference matey. Big kudos.

 

[Mick]

There are plenty of jobs out there if you don't demand that job fits around your lifestyle.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Loving the hammer reference matey. Big kudos.

Cheers. It's good we can still enjoy a bit of witty sexual assault-themed banter on here. When the Geordies left, I was convinced this place would shut down and I'd have to talk to real people about football and films and what-not. As Barrowman might say, We Made It Through The Rain.

[video=youtube;zT_ND4MX89w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT_ND4MX89w&feature=fvst[/video]

 

[Gambol]

There are plenty of jobs out there if you don't demand that job fits around your lifestyle.

Nae **** cares what you think.

I swear, there are some real wallopers on here swanning around the place like the own it. You make me ****in sick.

 

[MrWright!]

If you live at home with your parents(gaurdians) you will not get it, regardless of the situation. If you live outside the home in any shape or form (outside prison or any other institution) you will get it.

i know people that have been on it when they were 16/17

Might have to get onto "education to employment"

 

[Deleted 1]

Tranquiliser dart?

Jip - get yourself a look at the new paddy power add on Youtube

 

[gas]

Nae **** cares what you think.

I swear, there are some real wallopers on here swanning around the place like the own it. You make me ****in sick.

.

 

[JohnHumbles,tape recorder]

She should post a few pictures of her naked body & if she's fit we can draw up a price list for her.

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[Billy Death]

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Pimping your wife now Memphis?

 

[JohnHumbles,tape recorder]

Pimping your wife now Memphis?

She's a mackem lass Billy...i'd have to fall-out with me knob to shag one of them.

 

[Billy Death]

She's a mackem lass Billy...i'd have to fall-out with me knob to shag one of them.

Wow, your lass is a Mackem!