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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mackemlass, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Didn't she know she's supposed to do that anyway? It's the price of admission to GC. We all had to do it.
     
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  2. gas

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    Basic price list assuming she's reasonably fit.

    Hand Job £20
    Blow Job £30 + £20 for a swallow
    Straight up the **** sex £50
    Up the Arse £60

    Anyone care to elaborate?
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Is an after shag sandwich included in the price?
     
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  4. - SW6 -

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    Or and iced bun even?
     
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  5. gas

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    Na, as part of the deal you have to drop her to work after where she will cook you a free burger <ok>
     
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  6. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    amen to that <whistle>




    <running.away.now>
     
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  7. Paulie Gualtieri

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Sorry old chap, one doesn't know what JSA is. Did they come second on the X-Factor a couple of years back?
     
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  9. mackemlass

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    some nasty and childish posts here.

    who says im not wanting jsa to find a job?
     
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  10. Nazara

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    Like I think someone said before; if you're 16-17 then it will be only be paid in exception circumstances.
    So I'm not sure if you would be entitled to it, but I think if you told them that you were looking for work then they probably would let you. <ok>
     
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  11. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    It's a lot harder to get a job for teenagers now than it was 30-40 years ago for 2 reasons

    Idiot employers who want experience and don't realise that approach will result in an old bastard workforce with millions of poor, discontented and sometimes homeless young people
    Competition from overseas (There was no giving jobs to Chinese/Indians/Polish back then)
     
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    If you live at home with your parents(gaurdians) you will not get it, regardless of the situation. If you live outside the home in any shape or form (outside prison or any other institution) you will get it.
     
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  13. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    Love the 'lets blame it on the foreigners' theory.

    If people look harder then jobs are available. Too many people are being fussy and choosing to stay on benefits rather than get off their arse and work for a living.
     
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  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I think he is talking about outsourcing which is a fair comment.

    Have you been looking for work lately? I haven't but the market is brutal.
     
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  15. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    Ignore him. He's been obsessed with me ever since I exposed him as a *****phile worshipper
     
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  16. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    Obsessed with you? Dream on mug.

    How am I a ***** worshipper? Please tell me.
     
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  17. Trypsin-1

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    bet you're a paki <whistle>
     
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  18. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    Half yeah.
     
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  19. Trypsin-1

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    <laugh> Seriously?
     
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  20. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    Yeah dad is asian, mum is english.

    What's funny about that?
     
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