Tiote v's Cattermole

[Nads]

You're is the abbreviation for You are, your is the abbreviation for belonging to you, as in your dog, your cat, or, re. teessidemackem, your twat.

I thought we were over this, but no capital letter for 'you are', inverted comma's around 'your dog, 'your cat' and 'your twat'

Haway man, elementary!

 

[Nads]

Larsson is a **** Ryan Taylor who is a **** David Bentley who is a **** David Beckham. There i said it. Come at me ya filthy hobo's

Ha ha.

That's the spirit.

Colocinni has webbed feet.

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

I thought we were over this, but no capital letter for 'you are', inverted comma's around 'your dog, 'your cat' and 'your twat'

Haway man, elementary!

Ahhhh, the simple times.

I remember being nervous getting up in front of the class telling my times tables, how I'd love to have those days back. It's all contracts, work, uni, football, family problems at the moment. Give me back year 1 any day!

 

[Gluteus Maximus 1892]

I thought we were over this, but no capital letter for 'you are', inverted comma's around 'your dog, 'your cat' and 'your twat'

Haway man, elementary!

I didn't want to confuse you too much.

 

[Nads]

Ahhhh, the simple times.

I remember being nervous getting up in front of the class telling my times tables, how I'd love to have those days back. It's all contracts, work, uni, football, family problems at the moment. Give me back year 1 any day!

**** that mate.

I have the life of riley here, haha.

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

Ha ha.

That's the spirit.

Colocinni has webbed feet.

I'd still let him shag the girlfriend though.

O'Niell has a mangina.

 

[Nads]

I'd still let him shag the girlfriend though.

O'Niell has a mangina.

He does.

He hires it out to Newcastle, they call it Pardew.

 

[The Strawberry Syrup Man]

O'neil is actually a star fish and is waiting for the right time to tell the world. Sick bastard

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

**** that mate.

I have the life of riley here, haha.

Aye, just rub it in. Abandon ship when things start getting tough. You turned your back on your country mate, when the nightlife of Newcastle needed you most.

 

[Gluteus Maximus 1892]

I'd still let him shag the girlfriend though.

O'Niell has a mangina.

Martin O'Hell is just a wrinkly Harry Potter, without the magic powers, although he is doing a good
trick with the makems.

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

He does.

He hires it out to Newcastle, they call it Pardew.

Pardew has a new Octopus which predicts the winner of the games correctly each time. They call him Obertan.

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

Martin O'Hell is just a wrinkly Harry Potter, without the magic powers, although he is doing a good
trick with the makems.

Even Harry Potter dies at some point. Although, they had to make a new movie just to prove it, A Woman In Black, great film, Harry Potter dies, still don't understand why he just didn't get the wand out.

 

[The Strawberry Syrup Man]

Omid Djilali said he's got a big wand on the Graham Norton show last night. Yes I am straight. :|

 

[Nads]

Aye, just rub it in. Abandon ship when things start getting tough. You turned your back on your country mate, when the nightlife of Newcastle needed you most.

It's a cross I have to bear, in the sunshine, in February....

 

[Gluteus Maximus 1892]

It's a cross I have to bear, in the sunshine, in February....

Splitter................stone him!!!!!!!!!

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

It's a cross I have to bear, in the sunshine, in February....

I was in the swimming pool today. Unfortunately it was to save a drowning child. Hard life, but hopefully very rewarding.

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

Splitter................stone him!!!!!!!!!

He left his beloved Sunderland behind. Didn't even have the decency to leave via their own airport! Oh wait.

 

[Gluteus Maximus 1892]

I was in the swimming pool today. Unfortunately it was to save a drowning child. Hard life, but hopefully very rewarding.

Hopefully?? Don't you know? Hero on board.

 

[Gluteus Maximus 1892]

He left his beloved Sunderland behind. Didn't even have the decency to leave via their own airport! Oh wait.

Yeah, something about that statement doesn't sound right, can't think what it is at the moment, give me time.............

 

[Nads]

I was in the swimming pool today. Unfortunately it was to save a drowning child. Hard life, but hopefully very rewarding.

Fair play to you mate

My pool's ****ing freezing at the minute, if there was a kid drowning in it, i'm afraid they'd be on their own.

(I hope I don't mean this...)