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What do I do with this dog looking at me?

  • Keep going and ignore the dog...

  • Get up, walk over to the door and smack it over the head with my piece...

  • Rub some jam on me bot and get a doggy rim job...


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Right at this second i'm shagging my next door neighbour (with my phone in my left hand making this post).. the problem is that her dog keeps eying me up while i'm pounding away...

Help.. what do I do>
 
Right at this second i'm shagging my next door neighbour (with my phone in my left hand making this post).. the problem is that her dog keeps eying me up while i'm pounding away...

Help.. what do I do>

Who gives a damn about your dilemma (although the jam route does sound interesting <whistle>). You have successfully become the first man to multi-task while having sex <yikes>. We must now bow down to the master.
 
Do dogs eat jam? I thought they were carnivorous? Stuff a turkey drummer up there just to make sure. <ok>
 
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