Transfer Rumours DEADLINE DAY THREAD - SSN and other rumours

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Question, why are we trying to sign a 5ft 11 inch defender who hasn't even got blistering recovery pace as a redeeming feature? Surely we should be looking at FM porn, Mathias Jorgensen or a lump of that sort?

I mean, what are we actually trying to buy this lad for? Because he's had a decent year in the championship? I'd rather we let some of our academy lads have a go than panic buying from the championship.

All day, all I have wanted is a winger, so whose penis do I have to threaten to mutilate to make that happen?
 
The JPF said:
Question, why are we trying to sign a 5ft 11 inch defender who hasn't even got blistering recovery pace as a redeeming feature? Surely we should be looking at FM porn, Mathias Jorgensen or a lump of that sort?

I mean, what are we actually trying to buy this lad for? Because he's had a decent year in the championship? I'd rather we let some of our academy lads have a go than panic buying from the championship.

All day, all I have wanted is a winger, so whose penis do I have to threaten to mutilate to make that happen?
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You do realise we have been after him since the beginning of the transfer window?
 
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