Transfer Rumours DEADLINE DAY THREAD - SSN and other rumours

[skalpel]

This is boring as hell.

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

This is boring as hell.

I dunno, I think hell would be pretty exciting - think I might give that a go when I die

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

Blackburn have bid rejected for Robert Snodgrass

 

[Darth Plagueis]

Blackburn have bid rejected for Robert Snodgrass

stfu

 

[holystone]

Where is this money coming from, from West Ham?!

Porn.

 

[Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat]

stfu

.

 

[u408379965]

Porn.

Allardyce? <puke smiley which I can't be bothered to Go Advanced for>

 

[Toon_Tiger]

surprised hoilett hasnt moved yet. not heard him mentioned all day

 

[u408379965]

If Lovenkrands moves today, the average wang size of the squad is gonna drop drastically. Time for Shola to shine! ​

#NUFC

 

[5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE]

Don't want to start another penis debate but surely Lovenkrands has one of the smallest ones in the group?

 

[TomTom94]

I've said I have no complaints about signing Mariappa for a while now but if we could get the deal done BEFORE I have to go to sleep because I'm knackered that'd be great.

 

[Cal.]

Don't want to start another penis debate but surely Lovenkrands has one of the smallest ones in the group?

In an interview one of the player's said Lovenkrands was the most impressive in the shower, I think.

 

[holystone]

Don't know if it's news but Shola's been spotted in a hat shop.......

 

[The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco]

Excellent idea on Twitter: "I was a footballer, I'd drive round all the football grounds on #TransferDeadlineDay, just to annoy the Sky Sports News reporters."

Surprised that isn't exactly what Mario Balotelli is doing right now

 

[holystone]

In an interview one of the player's said Lovenkrands was the most impressive in the shower, I think.

As Tash. would say...........we have 2 big black men in the side................

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

In an interview one of the player's said Lovenkrands was the most impressive in the shower, I think.

Apparently it's like a baby's arm with an outspan in it's hand.

 

[GGW]

In an interview one of the player's said Lovenkrands was the most impressive in the shower, I think.

think that was probably tounge in cheek.

 

[Tomski]

Sky Bet have got Heskey 7/4 to go to Sunderland.

Please God let it happen!

 

[Cal.]

As Tash. would say...........we have 2 big black men in the side................

And a donkey

 

[Dr. Lucien Sanchez]

In an interview one of the player's said Lovenkrands was the most impressive in the shower, I think.

Danny Simpson said it on Soccer AM, when they asked him the "Who is the longest in the shower" question.