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The Not Talking Total Bollocks Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Crouching Shola Hidden Talent, Jan 31, 2012.

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  1. Arfa's Left Foot

    Arfa's Left Foot Active Member

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    Not really sure there's a posh part down here, if there is i've certainly never seen it. Only 'posh' like parts are the houses in the middle of nowhere, all the towns are ****e as far as i've seen.
     
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  2. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    That's a tough call mate. How long have you been with the lass?

    On a side note I can't help but feel that the purpose of this thread has greatly diminished!
     
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    They're turning Paradise Lost into an action movie <doh> directed by the guy who directed I Robot <doh><doh><doh>
     
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  4. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Haha, erm 3 years and she pregnant - probably got no choice but to go with her lol
     
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  5. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Lol, I haven't a clue tbh. I know her house is supposed to be nice - not really said too much about the place like.
     
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  6. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    Haha, only a minor issue then...
     
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  7. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Haha, yeah. Suppose I will have to work my magic tomorrow.

    At least it will keep me away from Sky Sports News <laugh>
     
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    Misread that at first, thought you said she was 3 years pregnant and assumed you were dating a shark or something. Which on the evidence of the last couple of days, would be entirely normal for the site.
     
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  9. skalpel

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    <laugh>.
     
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    <laugh>

    I think discussing various fetishes is banned in this thread.
     
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    I feel lonely and have a genuine sense of impending doom.
     
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  12. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    <laugh>.
     
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  13. Arfa's Left Foot

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    I know someone who can help you, try Tash or TiM.
     
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  14. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    Darn right it is BGD. No breaking house rules! Although I can't help feel that I may have to amend the title due to most of our comments so far.
     
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  15. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    <laugh> I never even noticed the title.

    Don't think its possible to not talk bollocks on this forum haha
     
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    I hope to God that you are joking.
     
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  17. DuD

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    Just to get it out the way.

    If I'm ever inactive on this board for more than a month, I'm most likely dead. Just so you guys can mourn me, you know what I mean? <ok>
     
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  18. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    Now we're talking. Is said impending doom on a relatable, even acceptable scale (for example the end of the world), or is it something so utterly incomprehensible that we daren't talk about it in detail (for example Ba to the Bindippers)?
     
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  19. skalpel

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    I can't even explain how offended I am.
     
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