The Not Talking Total Bollocks Thread

[Crouching Shola Hidden Talent]

I can't tell you how much I wish I was joking:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradise_Lost#Films

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1658817/

Oh dear...

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

I can't even explain how offended I am.

Haha, I've got selective reading

 

[Ba's Strawberry Syrup]

Now we're talking. Is said impending doom on a relatable, even acceptable scale (for example the end of the world), or is it something so utterly incomprehensible that we daren't talk about it in detail (for example Ba to the Bindippers)?

Losing Ba to Bindippers>The Apocalypse

 

[Dr. Lucien Sanchez]

I can't tell you how much I wish I was joking:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradise_Lost#Films

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1658817/

As if it wasn't bad enough it's got BRADLEY ****ING COOPER in it. I despair of the world, I really do.

 

[skalpel]

I feel lonely and have a genuine sense of impending doom.

Genuinely?

 

[Arfa's Left Foot]

Just to get it out the way.

If I'm ever inactive on this board for more than a month, I'm most likely dead. Just so you guys can mourn me, you know what I mean?

Hmmm not really sure how to respond to this...

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

Hmmm not really sure how to respond to this...

This. Not sure if was just joking or being serious.

 

[1892nel]

Surely all these questions should be answered with a generic " look into your heart and I'm sure you will find the answer"

 

[Ba's Strawberry Syrup]

As if it wasn't bad enough it's got BRADLEY ****ING COOPER in it. I despair of the world, I really do.

Massive man crush on him. Not even going to lie.

 

[Crouching Shola Hidden Talent]

Genuinely?

This. Not sure if was just joking or being serious.

I'd genuinely hope it wasn't serious for a couple of reasons:

1/ Because I'm a genuinely caring bloke who would hate to see or hear of other people dealing with depression.

2/ Because the one thread I have created that has ever created even an iota of interest will forever be remembered as the thread where a desperate man's cry for help was heard, and i'll eternally feel like ****!

 

[Leon's the Best]

Just to get it out the way.

If I'm ever inactive on this board for more than a month, I'm most likely dead. Just so you guys can mourn me, you know what I mean?

Mate are you O.K?

 

[Arfa's Left Foot]

This has all turned a bit serious... brilliant idea for a thread this was

























I joke

 

[Smudger]

DD, you okay?

 

[skalpel]

I'd genuinely hope it wasn't serious for a couple of reasons:

1/ Because I'm a genuinely caring bloke who would hate to see or hear of other people dealing with depression.

2/ Because the one thread I have created that has ever created even an iota of interest will forever be remembered as the thread where a desperate man's cry for help was heard, and i'll eternally feel like ****!

Agreed, but my main reason is because I have 100% been there before; for well over a year and it's an almost impossible state to push through at times.

 

[DuD]

I'd genuinely hope it wasn't serious for a couple of reasons:

1/ Because I'm a genuinely caring bloke who would hate to see or hear of other people dealing with depression.

2/ Because the one thread I have created that has ever created even an iota of interest will forever be remembered as the thread where a desperate man's cry for help was heard, and i'll eternally feel like ****!

I'm just having a deep moment.

But yeah, I have a this weird inkling that I'm not going to make it to the end of the year.

 

[Crouching Shola Hidden Talent]

This has all turned a bit serious... brilliant idea for a thread this was

























I joke

Don't you start! I'm teetering on the edge as it is.

 

[skalpel]

I'm just having a deep moment.

But yeah, I have a this weird inkling that I'm not going to make it to the end of the year.

You made me open up on here for no reason you horrible **** .

 

[Dr. Lucien Sanchez]

I'm just having a deep moment.

But yeah, I have a this weird inkling that I'm not going to make it to the end of the year.

If it makes you feel any better, since I was about 19 i've thought that I would be dead by 26. Admittedly there's still time to go but i'm getting pretty confident i've been being irrational.

 

[Smudger]

You made me open up on here for no reason you horrible **** .

changed your tone a bit

 

[DuD]

Tbh, I'm usually on a downer at this time as I have a moment to gather my thoughts.

It makes me happy in a weird way, you can't improve your life without being down on a few things or else you'd think everything's fine and dandy all the time.