The tea lady would probably get more goals than Big Chris if she was given a run in the team
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The tea lady would probably get more goals than Big Chris if she was given a run in the team
I would be disappointed if we signed Marcus Hahnemann. Mainly because of that stupid patch of hair under his lip. He looks like the sort of person that thinks the emergence of Nickelback was the birth of modern day music. And I HATE Nickelback. Or the sort that wishes they were in the Matrix, and still wear their ankle length leather jacket. Or the sort of person who owns a pair of nun-chucks, "because they're cool".
The tea lady would probably get more goals than Big Chris if she was given a run in the team
Apparently, Chris Iwelumo IS the tea lady.
If it's ankle length, then by definition it can't be a jacket. I've got one and I don't even know what the Matrix is!Don't know what a Nickleback is either - is it a small fish with a hair-lip?
Don't know what a Nickleback is either - is it a small fish with a hair-lip?
Nickleback are amazing!! They do a mix of Hard rock, alternative rock and have a little bit of country thrown in too.
I would not want MH at the club simply cos he is way too old now!! He is becoming like Bartez was. We have plenty of young keepers about at the moment, so we have plenty of cover. I do however, like the idea of a TS/AW combination, they could be great together.
so did i!they could, but somehow i doubt we'll get that lucky.
I see Beattie has been released by Swansea...i feel for him, he didn't even get a game with us!
A fair chance that these two rumours will be well recieved!
20 Jan 2012 14:58:48
Ex Scottish international Chris Iwelumo is set to sign for Millwall until the end of the season from fellow Championship side Watford.
Iwelumo has fallen out of favor at Watford and there is a chance to extend the deal until the end of 2012.2013 at the New Den if he impresses.
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20 Jan 2012 13:13:22
Exeter City will sign David Mirfin from Watford on loan for three months.
20 Jan 2012 14:58:48
Ex Scottish international Chris Iwelumo is set to sign for Millwall until the end of the season from fellow Championship side Watford.
Iwelumo has fallen out of favor at Watford and there is a chance to extend the deal until the end of 2012.2013 at the New Den if he impresses.
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20 Jan 2012 13:13:22
Exeter City will sign David Mirfin from Watford on loan for three months.
The tea lady would probably get more goals than Big Chris if she was given a run in the team
The rules of the game rules are quite clear, and fully suported by FIFA: If the tea lady replaces Chris for the whole game, or any part of a game, Watford will be deducted points and fined.
If you don't believe me check the rules.
There go our hopes of promotion then...
Damn these Forum lawyers
Where there is something to catch little old Watford, someone will spot it damn!
Damn these Forum lawyers
Oh come on PSH. There was a huge fuss about this a few years ago. I think the European Human Rights court got involved. (I am being serious here!)
They might just think that he has had extra training, had his legs chopped off at the ankles and had a purple rinse
I very nearly thought, "And look like a typical Scot." But didn't, fortunately, when I remembered who I'm talking to. What I meant to think was, " And look like a typical Scottish international forward."
Now that did make me laugh! Yeah and Mo-Jo, Charlie Nicholas and Mccoist did have some very dodgy haircuts / styles back in the day!
From the WO site (posted by a fan):
Apparently Tommy Smith wants to come back to Watford and Mark Hughes has agreed to let him join Watford on loan till the end of the season with a permanent deal at the end of the season for free just as soon as Q.P.R bring in a few players the transfer should go through.
Chris Iwelumo has gone to Millwall with a view to a free transfer or a 5 month loan.
David Mirfin to sign for Exeter on a 3 month loan, with an option of a 24 hour recall cause.
Enda Stevens going on trial to Watford with a view to a long term loan maybe season and a half.
Andreas Weimann might also be coming back on loan.
Maybe Villa could give Watford these two young lads and a million for Sordell with a 25% sell on fee?
Jennison Myrie-Williams might be joining Watford from Stevenage for a small fee.
Rene Gilmartin going to join Shamrock Rovers.
James Collins a young striker from Shrewsbury might be joining Watford if Watford can find the 350K to 400K needed to push through the transfer.
I think there is also a bid in for a 3 month loan for a young Arsenal lad?
Not sure how true this all is TBH!
Afterall Dyche has said signings won't be rushed in and its either Gilmartin or Bond to go out loan.
Apparently Tommy Smith wants to come back to Watford and Mark Hughes has agreed to let him join Watford on loan till the end of the season with a permanent deal at the end of the season for free just as soon as Q.P.R bring in a few players the transfer should go through.
Chris Iwelumo has gone to Millwall with a view to a free transfer or a 5 month loan.
David Mirfin to sign for Exeter on a 3 month loan, with an option of a 24 hour recall cause.
Enda Stevens going on trial to Watford with a view to a long term loan maybe season and a half.
Andreas Weimann might also be coming back on loan.
Maybe Villa could give Watford these two young lads and a million for Sordell with a 25% sell on fee?
Jennison Myrie-Williams might be joining Watford from Stevenage for a small fee.
Rene Gilmartin going to join Shamrock Rovers.
James Collins a young striker from Shrewsbury might be joining Watford if Watford can find the 350K to 400K needed to push through the transfer.
I think there is also a bid in for a 3 month loan for a young Arsenal lad?
Not sure how true this all is TBH!
Afterall Dyche has said signings won't be rushed in and its either Gilmartin or Bond to go out loan.
Can only sit here with everything crossed wishing and hoping that this is true
21 Jan 2012 20:26:06
Despite Tommy Smith scoring for QPR, Watford are still on the hunt for Tommy Smith, The former hornet winger is down the pecking order at QPR and Mark Hughes has agreed for him to go out on loan and it seems Watford is Tommy Smiths likely destination.
21 Jan 2012 20:26:06
Despite Tommy Smith scoring for QPR, Watford are still on the hunt for Tommy Smith, The former hornet winger is down the pecking order at QPR and Mark Hughes has agreed for him to go out on loan and it seems Watford is Tommy Smiths likely destination.
Can only sit here with everything crossed wishing and hoping that this is true
21 Jan 2012 20:26:06
Despite Tommy Smith scoring for QPR, Watford are still on the hunt for Tommy Smith, The former hornet winger is down the pecking order at QPR and Mark Hughes has agreed for him to go out on loan and it seems Watford is Tommy Smiths likely destination.
i have everything crossed for that too, which isn't easy when i'm driving! It was a cracking goal he scored yesterday...!
22 Jan 2012 07:59:32
Sunderland goalie Craig Gordon could be joining Watford on loan so that he can build his fitness up.
Not our most pressing need, but interesting all the same.
Sunderland goalie Craig Gordon could be joining Watford on loan so that he can build his fitness up.
Not our most pressing need, but interesting all the same.
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