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If you can speak three languages fluently, you can get a job as an interpreter (not a translator) in the UN/EU. Speaking Lebanese and a bit of German means you can get paid loads (my French teacher said the pay is worked out as 40k + 20k per fluent language + 10k partial language, so you'd be on like 130k per year.)

My cousin speaks English, French, Spanish, Portugese, Italian and some Spanish, so she's looking at something like that.

That's a lot of Spanish. :p

I seriously need to learn some languages (starting with English) and interpret some ****. Does speaking English and imitating a foreign accent with lots of hand gestures count as a partial language?
 
Barcelona and Arsenal are rumoured to be after Ravel Morrison. I don't really want us to sign him, but I think this could help us get him in January as I think Ferguson would rather sell him to us than a club more on their level.
 
Barcelona and Arsenal are rumoured to be after Ravel Morrison. I don't really want us to sign him, but I think this could help us get him in January as I think Ferguson would rather sell him to us than a club more on their level.

Would that not just make the kid want to see out his contract so he can bugger off to Barcelona in the summer?
 
Would that not just make the kid want to see out his contract so he can bugger off to Barcelona in the summer?

Probably. It depends on whether they've approached him or not. Would he want to turn down our offer if it was just rumours? I don't think Ferguson would want to risk him going to a rival.
 
I really can't see him getting any first team football here unless he can play on the right wing.

Edit: Actually, having Ferguson-Abeid-Vuckic-Morrison as a youth midfield would be brilliant.
 
I really can't see him getting any first team football here unless he can play on the right wing.

Edit: Actually, having Ferguson-Abeid-Vuckic-Morrison as a youth midfield would be brilliant.

I think he can play on either wing, in the hole, and upfront. I would imagine if we signed him he would replace Sameobi as one of our impact subs.
 
Get ya bets on lads, 100/1 for Swansea to beat Arsenal 4-0 and get us into 5th <diva>