Shearer's ebar

That's a lot of Spanish.

I seriously need to learn some languages (starting with English) and interpret some ****. Does speaking English and imitating a foreign accent with lots of hand gestures count as a partial language?

 

Nyeu eet eez nut pussy bull to do zees.

 

I feel like ****.

Spent £150 last night. On the bright-side won £400.

 

I'm telling you, with animated hand gestures that would be fluent French.

 

Lots of exaggerated shrugs needed.

 

By won do you mean stole?

 

Whats the weather like in newcastle today?

 

Tip: you can do this for most cities - http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=e...103l0l3206l20l18l0l5l5l0l273l2069l1.10.2l13l0

 

Haha why was AL banned?

 

Who?

 

Barcelona and Arsenal are rumoured to be after Ravel Morrison. I don't really want us to sign him, but I think this could help us get him in January as I think Ferguson would rather sell him to us than a club more on their level.

 

Would that not just make the kid want to see out his contract so he can bugger off to Barcelona in the summer?

 

Probably. It depends on whether they've approached him or not. Would he want to turn down our offer if it was just rumours? I don't think Ferguson would want to risk him going to a rival.

 

Yeah good point.

 

http://www.sundaysun.co.uk/sport/ne...ye-nufc-target-ravel-morrison-79310-30124411/

 

I really can't see him getting any first team football here unless he can play on the right wing.

Edit: Actually, having Ferguson-Abeid-Vuckic-Morrison as a youth midfield would be brilliant.

 

Haha

From the casino

 

I think he can play on either wing, in the hole, and upfront. I would imagine if we signed him he would replace Sameobi as one of our impact subs.

 

Lol Google Eden Hazard, the first suggested search is Eden Hazard Newcastle (after his name of course). News travels fast!

 

Get ya bets on lads, 100/1 for Swansea to beat Arsenal 4-0 and get us into 5th