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Half Full said:
Arsene Wenger was to meet his new girlfriend outside the Cinema at 7pm, at 9pm she had still not arrived, so he went home furious. He phoned her up and said "what the f&%k's going on? I waited for Two hours in the cold."
She said, "I am not going out with you now, we are finished".
"Why?" He asked. She replied "One of my friends said you are a *****phile."
"A *****phile?" cried Wenger, "that's a big word for a Seven year old!!"
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Wenger took his 18 year old boyfriend out for a meal last night, everyone was muttering and a few jeered him and called him a "*****". After awhile Wenger had enough and stood up and shouted "I'm not a *****, he's 18! Now will you please leave us alone, you're ruining our 10th anniversary dinner" :)
 
my German grandad fought in the war,when he died i grabbed afew of his clothes and took them to the oxfam shop,when the person behind the counter picked up one item she saie,how dare you bring this in there,it's a symbol of fear and humiliation,sorry i said'I did'nt know he had an Arsenal kit
 
This is a seriously lame WUM thread. Its amazing though if something similar were posted on our board the Mods would close it immediately. Clearly your Mods have the same old spurs mentality.
 
Why would anyone close it?
How can it be WUMing if it's not on the Arsenal board?
 
Well done Topgun. Hook line and sinker. <doh>

If I was trying to wind goons up, I'd have put this on your board wouldn't I. <doh> You're on here, reading this, which makes me think you are either a closet Spurs fan of on a wum mission yourself. Now kindly do one! All the way back to south of the river.
 
PleaseNotPoll said:
Why would anyone close it?
How can it be WUMing if it's not on the Arsenal board?
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Because according to the rules of this forum you are not supposed to post threads that are deliberately offensive to fans of other teams. Wind up threads like this are always closed on our board. Granted this thread is so lame you would be hard pushed to be offended, but there you go.
 
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