Give us your best goon jokes.

[PINKIE]

Marouane Chamakh is quite a good joke.

Henry to score an own goal giving Leeds victory.

You heard it here first...

Can you do some more predictions for us please?

This is the funniest comment on this thread

 

[notsosmartspur]

What is the next thing an Arsenal fan will do when they win the Champions League....turn the Playstation off.

 

[Big Chief]

You can call me Andy

You've had a sex change?

 

[Jamrag]

What is the next thing an Arsenal fan will do when they win the Champions League....turn the Playstation off.

lol remind me again just how close have your lot come to winning it?

 

[Jamrag]

You've had a sex change?

Hope that doesn't stop you posting hearts for me

 

[Big Chief]

Hope that doesn't stop you posting hearts for me

Course not

 

[Jamrag]

wooooot man love ftw

 

[Big Chief]

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[Jamrag]

Spuds January transfer targets?

 

[Kyle?]

Arsenal FC.
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The Robin Van Persie tea tray is selling well in the Arsenal club shop.

Apparently it can carry 10 mugs
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What do you call the captain of Arsenal?

A future Man City substitute.
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"Harry Redknapp told Van der Vaart and Bale to play where they wanted."

Arsenal tried the same thing with Fabregas. He chose Barcelona.

Brilliant, too bad they're both true.

 

[Big Chief]

Spuds January transfer targets?

Possibly. To old to be Wengers targets....

 

[Kyle?]

You want a good arsenal joke? Andrei Arshavin. What a ****ing joke.

 

[notsosmartspur]

Arsenal extend tenancy agreement by 1yr....to the moths in the trophy cabinet.

 

[Big Chief]

How do the braincells of an Arsenal fan die?

Alone.

 

[bigsmithy9]

I guess if someone has a ground named Emirates,it must have something to do with camels you little Ahab.
We Yids don't like Ahabs.Sheeps eyes with your tea,Ghadafi?Son of.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Q: Why are 606 Gooners like babies nappies?
A: Because they are always full of **** and hanging around our arses.

 

[notsosmartspur]

lol remind me again just how close have your lot come to winning it?

Err...why? the thread isn't about anything we've done.

 

[Kyle?]

Err...why? the thread isn't about anything we've done.

I know, it would be a pretty empty thread if it was about what spurs have achieved.

 

[notsosmartspur]

What do you call a fly in an Arsenal fans head...lucky to have all that room.

 

[Kyle?]

I feel sorry for spuds. You could support any team in the world, yet you burden yourself by picking Tottenham ****spur.