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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by smnwllms, Jan 9, 2012.

  1. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    Well its not. So if you don't have a joke to add...fuk off. :)
     
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  2. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Says a fan of a club whose manager has run out of idea so badly, his plan b for when RVP isn't working is to re-sign Thierry Henry...
     
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  3. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Wenger took his 18 year old boyfriend out for a meal last night, everyone was muttering and a few jeered him and called him a "*****". After awhile Wenger had enough and stood up and shouted "I'm not a *****, he's 18! Now will you please leave us alone, you're ruining our 10th anniversary dinner" :)
     
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  4. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    To be frank, this thread is a bit of a joke.
     
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  6. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    <laugh> That really should be displayed around all North London Primary Schools!
     
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  7. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Jokes within jokes within a joke, this thread's like Inception for comedy :p
     
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  8. humanbeingincroydon

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    Great, we have to put up with Leonardo DiCaprio playing yet another character you're supposed to empathise with like a stroppy teenager. Again...
     
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  9. Big Chief

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    Says the gooner currently sitting 6 points behind us <doh>
     
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  10. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    Piss off Frank you tart! :D
     
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  11. totsfan

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    my German grandad fought in the war,when he died i grabbed afew of his clothes and took them to the oxfam shop,when the person behind the counter picked up one item she saie,how dare you bring this in there,it's a symbol of fear and humiliation,sorry i said'I did'nt know he had an Arsenal kit
     
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  12. PINKIE

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    Frank says sorry <cry>
     
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  13. Topgun

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    This is a seriously lame WUM thread. Its amazing though if something similar were posted on our board the Mods would close it immediately. Clearly your Mods have the same old spurs mentality.
     
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  14. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Why would anyone close it?
    How can it be WUMing if it's not on the Arsenal board?
     
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  15. smnwllms

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    Well done Topgun. Hook line and sinker. <doh>

    If I was trying to wind goons up, I'd have put this on your board wouldn't I. <doh> You're on here, reading this, which makes me think you are either a closet Spurs fan of on a wum mission yourself. Now kindly do one! All the way back to south of the river.
     
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  16. Topgun

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    Because according to the rules of this forum you are not supposed to post threads that are deliberately offensive to fans of other teams. Wind up threads like this are always closed on our board. Granted this thread is so lame you would be hard pushed to be offended, but there you go.
     
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  17. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    TopGun, apparently.

    I must've missed that.
    Actually, I think I've missed the rules entirely.
    Where are they?
     
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  18. smnwllms

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    Topgun you're a stupid, dumb, moronic, stupid, silly, stupid person. And you smell! Now you've got something to be offended at.

    Oh and you're stupid!
     
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  19. Topgun

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    Typical of you lot, Thanks.
     
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  20. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You forgot humourless.
     
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