Shagging an animal - if you had to ...
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a gorilla. susan boyle.
the hope being that the gorilla would kill me before i got to susan boyle
the hope being that the gorilla would kill me before i got to susan boyle
First choice - Squirrel. Hate the ****ing things, "The european red squirrels are being overrun by American Grey Squirrels" Who gives a ****? Its a ****ing rat. Lokk this red squirrel is getting ****ed up the arse by a 29 year old man
Last choice - monkey. They;re too clever & human like. You try & get oral & they'd tell you its your turn to go down on her next
They're also more likely to want a relationship after.
Last choice - monkey. They;re too clever & human like. You try & get oral & they'd tell you its your turn to go down on her next
They're also more likely to want a relationship after.
first choice would be a blue whale, just to be able to say you ****ed the biggest mammal alive
last would be a porcupine, **** shagging one of those spiky wee ****ers.
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last would be a porcupine, **** shagging one of those spiky wee ****ers.
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First choice - Squirrel. Hate the ****ing things, "The european red squirrels are being overrun by American Grey Squirrels" Who gives a ****? Its a ****ing rat. Lokk this red squirrel is getting ****ed up the arse by a 29 year old man
Last choice - monkey. They;re too clever & human like. You try & get oral & they'd tell you its your turn to go down on her next
I thought a Grey Squirrel, was just an old Red Squirrel.
I watched one of those pissy 5 minute documentaries they on C4 the once & it was about this guy who went round shooting grey squirrels - he was an ex army guy who felt it was his patriotic duty to protect the British squirrel
Think this is the guy http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/3309900/Shooting-greys-to-save-the-red-squirrel.html
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First choice - Squirrel. Hate the ****ing things, "The european red squirrels are being overrun by American Grey Squirrels" Who gives a ****? Its a ****ing rat. Lokk this red squirrel is getting ****ed up the arse by a 29 year old man
Last choice - monkey. They;re too clever & human like. You try & get oral & they'd tell you its your turn to go down on her next
Why do i get the impression you have actually sat and thought about this before?
I watched one of those pissy 5 minute documentaries they on C4 the once & it was about this guy who went round shooting grey squirrels - he was an ex army guy who felt it was his patriotic duty to protect the British squirrel
Think this is the guy http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/3309900/Shooting-greys-to-save-the-red-squirrel.html
oh ffs
this is falling into the same "i'd walk over hot coals to play for my country" pish
how the **** can you be patriotic about a bloody squirrel? although the happiest i've ever been in my life was during that dream i had about being a squirrel
with all our wee squirrely japeries
Who hasn't? Its one of lifes must be answered questions.
Like in Back To The Future when goes back in time & his mom tries it on with him.......well technically he wasn;t born yet so would it have been alright to pump her? She was pretty tasy back then
Years ago the Mrs' oldest brother was cooking in the kitchen & the younger brother was out in the garden playing up the tree or something.
The younger brother for some reason started dropping nuts from the tree all the way down the garden & in to the kitchen, a squirrel was following the trail & when he was in the kitchen the younger brother slammed the back door shut trapping the squirrel in the house
They all ran off ****ting themselves & waited for the mom to come back to sort it out, the kitchen was totally ****ed!!
The younger brother for some reason started dropping nuts from the tree all the way down the garden & in to the kitchen, a squirrel was following the trail & when he was in the kitchen the younger brother slammed the back door shut trapping the squirrel in the house
They all ran off ****ting themselves & waited for the mom to come back to sort it out, the kitchen was totally ****ed!!
Years ago the Mrs' oldest brother was cooking in the kitchen & the younger brother was out in the garden playing up the tree or something.
The younger brother for some reason started dropping nuts from the tree all the way down the garden & in to the kitchen, a squirrel was following the trail & when he was in the kitchen the younger brother slammed the back door shut trapping the squirrel in the house
They all ran off ****ting themselves & waited for the mom to come back to sort it out, the kitchen was totally ****ed!!
its some life being a squirrel brum, dont knock it
Who hasn't? Its one of lifes must be answered questions.
Like in Back To The Future when goes back in time & his mom tries it on with him.......well technically he wasn;t born yet so would it have been alright to pump her? She was pretty tasy back then
Cant say i've thought it through before
Granted me and my mates have had some long drawn out debates about stupid things such as who would win a fight between a shark and a crocodile - but never woudl i hump the winner