the most stupid thing you did at School/College
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i played the whole way through, was in the 1st's too, i actually quite liked it, although a friend of mine, in our 2nd year, slightly fractured his neck.
that was funny.
When I was at school, if I'd have been suspended my mum and dad would've killed me. These days, a lot of parents don't give a **** so suspension doesn't carry any weight at all.
Threw some scissors at a ‘mate’ of mine in assembly, needless to say we were no longer friends and I felt a complete **** about it, and still do. however, he deserved it so its not all bad 
Done a **** on the headmasters desk, would have gotten away with it but for DNA testing.
Balanced tub maccaroni **** from home eekies on top of a slightly opened door. Fell on a big fat **** when he opened the door haha
locked doors in the corrider of maths with a bike chain, cause havoc.
Balanced tub maccaroni **** from home eekies on top of a slightly opened door. Fell on a big fat **** when he opened the door haha
locked doors in the corrider of maths with a bike chain, cause havoc.
Poured sulphuric acid in the science teachers fish tank thusly killing her pride and joy tropical fish..
Dropped a load of fireworks down drain which then blew tons of **** and leaves out of all the drains around the school..
Robbed the tuckshop..
Locked a teacher in a cupboard.
Pissed in my german teachers coffee when I was in detention..
Dropped a load of fireworks down drain which then blew tons of **** and leaves out of all the drains around the school..
Robbed the tuckshop..
Locked a teacher in a cupboard.
Pissed in my german teachers coffee when I was in detention..
before french class at around 15 y/o we all set our alarms on our watches, 'personal organisers', and the classroom clock to the same time in the middle of class. We put them all around the room, behind lockers, in teachers desk, outside windows, hanging from the cross above the white board...etc
One was set for 10mins later which i had in my bag beside me.
One by one they went off, my french teacher went crazy! he called the headmaster who came up and called everyone involved outside the room, at that exact time mine went off..i got detention didnt turn up and went to watch football instead!
One was set for 10mins later which i had in my bag beside me.
One by one they went off, my french teacher went crazy! he called the headmaster who came up and called everyone involved outside the room, at that exact time mine went off..i got detention didnt turn up and went to watch football instead!
I did quite well at school and as a result of that got away with some stuff, as they blamed the sterotype ******s/chavs!
I once threw best part of a whole bottle of coke whilst running with some mates (as you do) aiming to get it in the bin. I didn't and hit a year 7 girl eating her lunch on a bench, right in the eye. She had the worst black eye I have ever seen. Purple it was. I saw her later that day and tried to bribe her but she said no. I have no idea how that didn't come back to me. I was ****ting it thinking suspension but it never happened. Fair play to that girl - I still feel terrible for it though.
I used to have quite a bit of banter with a mate of mine, and I got him back once writing permanent marker all over his face (he later told me in took hours and hours to get off!). I came in the next day to find my locker half smashed in and someone had written "..is gay". I met this challenge by writng ".... is gay" over 11 locker doors - a letter per door! Yeah we got caught and I got isolation - the most trouble I ever got into at school!
Obvious smaller stuff like lobbing fruit out of our class at morning break and kids. Wrestling moves onto class room floors on the gimpy kids. Exploding ink cartridges, throwing chewing gum at people, being a bit mouthy.
All sorts happened at my school - also know a mate who looked our science teacher in a cupboard. A teacher who had some sort of alergy to deodrant - you can just imagine how many cans of links you could hear hissing each lesson!
That all I can think of for now!
- drawing penises on school books, bringing in the same channel changer to wind the teacher up!
I once threw best part of a whole bottle of coke whilst running with some mates (as you do) aiming to get it in the bin. I didn't and hit a year 7 girl eating her lunch on a bench, right in the eye. She had the worst black eye I have ever seen. Purple it was. I saw her later that day and tried to bribe her but she said no. I have no idea how that didn't come back to me. I was ****ting it thinking suspension but it never happened. Fair play to that girl - I still feel terrible for it though.
I used to have quite a bit of banter with a mate of mine, and I got him back once writing permanent marker all over his face (he later told me in took hours and hours to get off!). I came in the next day to find my locker half smashed in and someone had written "..is gay". I met this challenge by writng ".... is gay" over 11 locker doors - a letter per door! Yeah we got caught and I got isolation - the most trouble I ever got into at school!
Obvious smaller stuff like lobbing fruit out of our class at morning break and kids. Wrestling moves onto class room floors on the gimpy kids. Exploding ink cartridges, throwing chewing gum at people, being a bit mouthy.
All sorts happened at my school - also know a mate who looked our science teacher in a cupboard. A teacher who had some sort of alergy to deodrant - you can just imagine how many cans of links you could hear hissing each lesson!
That all I can think of for now!
- drawing penises on school books, bringing in the same channel changer to wind the teacher up!
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nufc4life
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the most stupid thing i regret about doing at school was attending ,had its funny sides mind when this little tapping ****er come into the toilets everyday tapping rollies ,one day i decided enough was enough took a teabag out of the teachers room and rolled a nice tbag rollie we made the little punk smoke the lot he was white after that ha ha
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nufc4life
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I know but some of you guys are off the wall, for sure.
Anyone ever had a **** in school?