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the most stupid thing you did at School/College

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  1. The-Don

    The-Don Well-Known Member

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    Got caught shagging at the back of the bike sheds
     
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    The-Don, Oct 24, 2011
  2. RebelBhoy

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    No, i had a great big fat Maths teacher who said things like "Pythagoras theorum" in a really funny way. It made it all worthwhile<ok>
     
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    RebelBhoy, Oct 24, 2011
  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Do you still do that now?
     
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  4. The-Don

    The-Don Well-Known Member

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    Put loads of ink cartridges in a vice and popped them onto roof!

    one of the teachers was retiring so we wrapped their car in clingfilm
     
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    The-Don, Oct 24, 2011
  5. Josh-LUFC

    Josh-LUFC Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> nice
     
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    Josh-LUFC, Oct 24, 2011
  6. ex-german exile

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    In 4th year we had double physics lab on a Friday afternoon. Somebody got hold of a blank school memo pad and we sent a memo to the lab technician saying the teacher would take the class himself and we fecked off early for the weekend. It was two weeks before they tumbled.
     
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  7. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    This sounds terrible. I regret this but it was 14 years ago now. When I was in secondary school I stole a bottle of apple tango from a shop. Drank it, peed in it and put it back in the shop.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Oct 24, 2011
  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I got in a fight with a lad and smacked him. Might not sound like much, but it turned out he was autistic. We only got told this in the 4th year, before then everybody just thought he was a weirdo. I can't believe the school didn't explain earlier, I think it would've protected him from a lot of bullying. I wasn't to know of course, but I still felt a **** when I found out.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 24, 2011
  9. leavemyarsealona

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    Sent an email in school expressing my hatred for ethnic groups, went on the send list, selected 'send to all' but I didn't know that all the teachers and headmaster where on the list. Got suspended for a week. It was actually pretty nice having a week off.
     
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    leavemyarsealona, Oct 24, 2011
  10. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I'm not surprised seeing your from Plymouth <ok>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I did all the usual school/college shenanigans but probaly the funniest (to me) was I spent several weeks changing around all the signs in the college building (push/pull enter/exit ladies/gents etc). I finally got caught when I just started stealing the signs instead.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 24, 2011
  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    How did you sleep at night, you monster?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 24, 2011
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    It was a brand of terrorism that didny catch on. <laugh>
     
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  14. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I did something similar in 2 houses only last year <ok> the spark had all his cables labeled 'bell' 'hall light' sitting room light etc and i just switched all the labels because he's a **** and im a **** <ok>
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    These minor acts of terrorism all count. <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Oct 24, 2011
  16. Sam Axe

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    I remember once I bought a bottle of apple tango in a ****ty shop. Stuff tasted more like piss.
     
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    Sam Axe, Oct 24, 2011
  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I find it tastes like piss anyways, I'm not a common piss drinker though.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Oct 24, 2011
  18. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    you're a posh piss drinker ?
     
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  19. Sam Axe

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    Only triple distilled or fermented for 60 years then?
     
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  20. Somerset_Scouse

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    In school got caught buying some weed and a copper seen me, got taken into school and suspended for 2 weeks. Not the worst punishment in the world considering i had just bought myself a nice new ps2
     
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