Eddiee ****ting on the headmasters desk ,then being caught out CSI style on DNA evidence is a blatant lie...... The real Eddie is in camp XRay now ..
First post shoplifted sweeties every lunch from the corner shop outside the school gates, the bloke who owned was always going in the back so my mate just picked up a huge box of sweets and walked out, good times haha me and a mate threw an apple at a wall in a corridor (as you do) and some fat kid a couple of years younger than me slipped on the juices and went right over and nearly cried, as bad as it sounds i've never laughed so hard in my entire life but i feel bad now
thru a fire work on an empty school bus for it to explode and light the inside up like it was a 70s disco. Only for me to then run out from behind the bus to be hit by a Mercedes and do at least 2 flips before a hit the ground and brake my ankle aint karma a bitch
fond memories of robing the local corner shops and kwik save when it was about them Swiss rolls that kwik save done were like no other on the market
I was a good boy! Only thing i can think of was when i dropped a boiling/burning spatchula into an enormous bottle of sulphur to see what would happen! Classroom had to be evacuated and a fellow pupil suffered a severe asthma attack! I thought he was gonna die! I was caught smoking canabis at college with 2 other students! I was only suspended for 3 days!!!!! The college had only just had a scandal when a lecturer pulled a gun on a student the week before so i think my misdemeanor was swept under the carpet!