If your pish is that colour you ought to go with Mick to the doctors when he has his dodgy cock looked at.
Pissed on one of those inspectors cars and wrote numerous expletives with a permo marker, thought it was pretty funny. he probably didn't.
I did some stupid **** at school, we used to go into science and for some reason there were eggs around that day so we took the eggs walked out of the class and just started throwing eggs into windows of other classrooms and stuff, hit a few kids obviously. We also threw a watermelon from a 3 story building which looked over where other kids were and it landed about a foot away from hitting one of em in the head.
I once played rugby for my school. That was ****ing stupid. I hated the game and didn't even understand the rules. The problem was, I was the fastest short distant runner in the school on top of being very strong. I was the Alan Wells of my day. Well **** that game. They are all animals. It's bad enough people you know wanting to hurt you but people from other schools really want to hurt you. When they picked me again I told them to **** off.
we mucked around with methane bubbles, melted a few pencil cases, burnt a few ceiling tiles and singed some body hair off some of the boys