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The funniest thing is that the Mags have spent weeks desperately telling themselves it couldn't happen ...

... while fearing it very easily could.

I've sat and laughed at their 'journos' spelling out how much he loves Newcastle and how they'll build a team around them.

Once they said they were keeping Howe on, that was the signal for Tonali, Bruno, Woltemade, etc to leave the sinking ship.

I said Bruno would be wanting out and why wouldn't he.

They've already lost Munoz during the World Cup ...

... lose Bruno now then seeing Brobbey score the winning goal, in the final, would destroy them.
 
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Hope he goes West Ham.

Deserves a good club and despite the ow era hip mess that’s a great club.

Owners may well get elbowed out now that Polish fella who’s investing seems a good type.
Yep. He's a Czech, Daniel Kretinsky. He has a lot of money and is making the right noises.

He has bought most of the Gold shares and has allies which take him over 50%.They will still have to sell players as he/ they can only put so much cash in ATM inside the rules I think.

But this could be where he starts squeezing Sullivan with a rights issue, challenging him to match the cash, see his shareholding diluted or sell.

West Ham are going to be okay if he gets his teeth into this.
 
Yep. He's a Czech, Daniel Kretinsky. He has a lot of money and is making the right noises.

He has bought most of the Gold shares and has allies which take him over 50%.They will still have to sell players as he/ they can only put so much cash in ATM inside the rules I think.

But this could be where he starts squeezing Sullivan with a rights issue, challenging him to match the cash, see his shareholding diluted or sell.

West Ham are going to be okay if he gets his teeth into this.
My bad. Czech it is.

The club needs change and he seems like he wants to take it on.
 
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I wonder how they actually " brace " themselves for a telephone call?

Standing back to the wall maybe, staring at the phone as if was a viper ready to bounce?

Or possibly put the phone in a draw after wrapping it in foil and a thick blanket?

But what about letters. Will they open the mail?. Or emails?

Or, more likely, they do the phoning and asking how much for this one?
 
That clip could go down in history couldn't it <laugh>

The video equivalent of shooting yourself in the foot, reloading and shooting off the other foot ...

... then standing on a rake getting into the ambulance.

Mate im gonna share it every chance i get. Absolutely comedy gold the lyrics the grown men in the background dressed as Arabs, all of it. They actually thought they were gonna dominate World football when this happened.

Fast forward 2 years theyve sighed a lanky streak of pish of a German striker that cost nearly 70m that now plays in midfield and Elanga for 55m who only has a Left foot. Its hilarious how they managed to constantly feck things up.
 
This is my favourite story...

Joe Kinnear, during his time as Newcastle United's Director of Football, scouted Northern Irish winger Shane Ferguson and tried to sign him, entirely unaware that Ferguson was already a Newcastle player out on loan. [1]
In September 2013, Kinnear attended a League Cup match between Birmingham City and Swansea City at St Andrew's to scout talent. [1]
  • The Blunder: Kinnear was highly impressed by the left-sided midfielder and reportedly approached Birmingham officials after the game to express an interest in signing him. [1, 2]
  • The Reality Check: Birmingham bosses initially thought Kinnear was joking before realizing he had no idea Ferguson was already on Newcastle's books, playing for them on a season-long loan. [1, 2]
  • The Fallout: The incident became one of the most famous gaffes of his chaotic eight-month tenure at the club. Kinnear ultimately resigned from his role in February 2014 without making a permanent signing
 
All together now...

We've got Lionel Messi selling the pies cause we're the richest club In the world...

Weve got Victoria Beckham washing the strips, weve got Victoria Beckham washing the strips cause we're the richest club in the world....