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Aldo#3 said:
Ah see that's inaccurate.

If remain had won we would have had the Status Quo which i have already explained would have curtailed the mass invasion of Illegal third world barbarians because we had the facility to ship them back to France straight away. They would have no legal right to seek asylum in Britain after travelling from another EU country.

But, alas, because the English wanted to secure their borders and stop immigration they voted to leave the EU and it's freedom of movement from what were for the most part, civilised 1st world countries like France and Germany and such like. Mainly because they wanted to stop the mad Mussies from coming in. Most of whom travel from outside the EU and were from British Comminwealth countries anyway.

So voted No to immigration and ended up with invasion.

Good Job, well done.
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^^^^

Yup ...

... not to mention adding millions in costs to any British business exporting into Europe ...

Still at least the NHS benefitted as promised by the Big Red Bus ... oh wait
 
Stalin 2.0 is leaving the building...

It seems that only the Kremlin is sorry to see him go.

So there is going to be a Liebour leadership election (who will be the last ever Liebour Prime Minister?).

But already one of the runners, Wes Streeting, has declared himself a non runner and is backing Leftie loony Andy Burnham.

Will Angela Rayner try to be the first ever (and only) female leader of Liebour? Will Ed Miliband try to become leader again so that he can lose two General Elections? Will somebody sacrifice their seat so that David Miliband can return from exile to lose again? (they will have to move quickly for the last one)

Anyone wanting to stand needs 81 Liebour MPs to back them. So is no-one going to stand and Burnham will just be coronated?
 
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Ponders Revisited said:
How many were actually flown to Rwanda?

It was never going to happen.
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The funniest thing about it was that if their asylum claims were subsequently successful then we were obligated to fly them back ... and compensate them.

... but the 'entrepreneurs' behind the flights stood to make similar fortunes as the hotel chains with 100% bookings ...

The cheaper alternative, by a country mile, would have been to reverse the civil service cuts that have been happening for decades and simply process and investigate the asylum claims much quicker ... but no 'entrepreneur' is making a fortune out of that - no non-competitive lucrative contracts to hand out to 'business acquaintances' ...

....but Starmer wouldn't torpedo the boats!!!... Gaaahhhh!!
 
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