Blimey, talk about glass half empty!
Lie back, close your eyes and imagine...
10 to 5 Saturday afternoon, ref blows the final whistle, City with a scrappy but hard-fought win 1-0, courtesy of a Gelhardt header off the keeper's arse.
That puts Derby out of the frame.
Wrexham are all square with M'boro, 4 mins of added time to go...
Feel the tension rising?
2 mins to go, M'boro on the break down the right, Whittaker puts the ball on the penalty spot, Strelec header...
Off the foot of the post. Bollocks!
Now Longman picks up the loose ball, hoofs it forward to Windass, bearing down on the keeper...
Excited yet? Eyes shut behind the settee?
Windass chips the keeper from the edge of the 18yd box, off the crossbar!
Ref blows time, we're in the playoffs

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Any better now?