Woltemade has scored at least one very decisive goal this season!Amazing.. Those price tags, yet has any one of them been trusted with a full game yet ? Either taken off or just used as a ''hope this works'' substitute
Woltemade has scored at least one very decisive goal this season!Amazing.. Those price tags, yet has any one of them been trusted with a full game yet ? Either taken off or just used as a ''hope this works'' substitute
Woltemade has scored at least one very decisive goal this season!
Well its obvious, he was trying to head it in?!!??!?Still one of my favourite goals for us this season! As I am still to this day baffled at what he was trying to do?

I still think he got confused and forgot that we'd switched ends.Still one of my favourite goals for us this season! As I am still to this day baffled at what he was trying to do?
I still think he got confused and forgot that we'd switched ends.
Desperate to be able to show that he'd had a touch of the ball.Still one of my favourite goals for us this season! As I am still to this day baffled at what he was trying to do?
Funniest thing about Woltemade and his price is that it is now it is looking like he was overpriced and that German club chairman who laughed at the price they paid is looking right. But I remember seeing a mag twat tocker or summit saying after him being there about 3 or 4 matches that he was the signing of the season across the prem when taken into account his cost and what he had already done and what he would bring to them for the rest of the season! Talk about prematurely shooting ya load!
Funniest thing about Woltemade and his price is that it is now it is looking like he was overpriced and that German club chairman who laughed at the price they paid is looking right. But I remember seeing a mag twat tocker or summit saying after him being there about 3 or 4 matches that he was the signing of the season across the prem when taken into account his cost and what he had already done and what he would bring to them for the rest of the season! Talk about prematurely shooting ya load!
Woltemade was presented as a number nine who isn't defined by his height ...
... that's proved to be true because he's weak in the air whether he's attacking or defending.
His other issues are that he doesn't seem to strike a ball cleanly, lacks pace and struggles to find space on the pitch.
He was supposed to be incredibly adept at passing in tight situations and bringing in other players.
I honestly don't see any of that and wouldn't want him anywhere near our squad ...
.., but his biggest problem is that he lacks heart.
The Wizard of Oz lion is honestly who he reminds me of and I laugh every time I see him ...
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I will always wonder about what effect "Alderete's clap" had on confusing him. Alderete obviously did it for a reasonI still think he got confused and forgot that we'd switched ends.

*clap*I will always wonder about what effect "Alderete's clap" had on confusing him. Alderete obviously did it for a reason![]()
He doesn't need to be hypnotized for that, that's just his general play...*clap*
'And you're back in the room'
Cue puzzled Woltemade looking around and wondering what he's doing on the pitch.
'Oh, there's the ball. I'll put my head on that.'
Love Woltemade me.
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They are extremely close to boiling point
Good grief, the delusion.
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